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this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

this man asked if its okay to buy an engagement ring with a skull on it and antoni went through every stage of grief in the background within about four seconds

x

acceptance

Okay, but don't forget the stunning sequel

don’t forget the trilogy!

i cant believe this is a real photo

Cool!  I missed getting to see it tonight...er...last night.

Went to the SpaceWeather site and here’s a few from their gallery:

I still think about when Owl City sang "and I'll kiss you between the ears". What the fuck does that mean. I can't get over it

i wondered this for like a year before I realized the line immediately preceding it was "we'll take a long walk through the cornfield" and it clicked and I haven't been the same since

His puns are simply of a calibur too high for the commonfolk to comprehend

March in 3 months

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

Since I'm on mobile, @pangur-and-grim, I'd like to present you with my baby goblin, Ymir. She's a maine coon with green eyes and she likes to attack feet.

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

When boys show their emotions and not act closed off for no damn reason 😩😚😛😍😍😍👀😏😏💯💯🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😚😍💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️👄👅💦 need me a freak like that 😚😚😏😏😍😍💯💯💯🙌🏽🍆💦👅

which boys? link me

love to purchase items but at what cost

the price

not to brag but the covid tester lady said I had the sexiest nasal cavity she’d ever seen and that she doesn’t even remember yours

Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”

“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”

“The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped.” “We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention.” “Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining.” “The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock.”

“We also fired Dr. Henry Wu.”

“Turns out without parents of their own species we’ve had to pair most of the animals off with horses and donkeys who help socialize them. One Deinonychus even walks with a cute little trot.”

i’m gonna need some paleoartist to draw all of these.

repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

it also grants you a tiger