Hey so this is awkward…
trying to get a friend to ask out a guy that he likes . with mixed results
he’s broke as hell and he needs his oat milk iced coffee
^^ voice message of him screaming and begging
The Other Two (2019- ) - 3x06 “Brooke, and We Are Not Joking, Goes to Space”
Someone else in the notes put this image and I gotta show you as well ig
you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment
hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone
"Don't. Don't do this."
"Why not? You would! If you had the chance, you wouldn't hesitate!"
"Because I'm beyond saving; you're not. My path's not meant for you."
❀ whumpee x caretaker tropes where whumpee and caretaker are enemies ༊*· ┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ ˘͈
tw: force feeding, mention of vomit
✘ caretaker has whumpee locked in a room (or chained down to a bed) so that whumpee can’t escape, except that — instead of whumpee’s completely being a prisoner — caretaker’s having to hold whumpee captive is genuinely for whumpee’s own safety, too.
✘ whumpee constantly expects caretaker to hurt them.
✘ whumpee may be injured, but they’re not submissive. they always hiss and snarl at caretaker like a caged animal; clearly scared and terrified, yes, but they refuse to surrender.
✘ whumpee tries to attack caretaker, but with them being hurt, caretaker can easily overpower them by placing a firm hand on the back of whumpee’s neck and holding them down to the bed, keeping them still. (keep in mind that caretaker is not hurting whumpee, they’re in fact keeping whumpee from hurting them and themself in the process.)
✘ feeding time is a nightmare when whumpee constantly tries to literally bite caretaker’s hand.
✘ whumpee thrashes around when caretaker holds their jaw open with one hand, feeding them with the other, forcing the food down their throat.
✘ neither whumpee nor caretaker is having a good time.
✘ whumpee always challenges caretaker to kill them and just get it over with. but even though whumpee tries to hide it, caretaker can still see genuine fear in whumpee’s eyes.
✘ caretaker isn’t going to “comfort” whumpee (they’re enemies, duhhh), but caretaker does tell whumpee that they’re not going to hurt them. that whumpee doesn’t believe caretaker is… none of caretaker’s problem.
✘ whumpee gets sick and throws up on their bed / on the floor (the choice is yours), they are less embarrassed than they are surprised by how gentle caretaker is being, as caretaker helps clean them up.
✘ or how mindful caretaker is when they’re changing whumpee’s bandages.
✘ caretaker gives whumpee a bath and when whumpee reflexively tries to cover their wounds and their scars even if they know caretaker has already seen them all (because they don’t want caretaker to see what they consider a sign of weakness), caretaker says, “you don’t have to feel like you have to hide your injuries from me. I’m not them. I’m not going to take advantage of your wounded stage. I’m not going to hurt you.” — “what do you want then?” whumpee asks. — “I just want to take care of you and make sure you’re okay,” caretaker replies, firmly but softly with no hint of mockery in their voice.
✘ caretaker hears whumpee cry at night. though whumpee stops and pretends to be asleep when they hear the door open.
✘ caretaker knows whumpee is awake, but caretaker chooses not to say anything.
✘ or, one night, whumpee is awake but pretends to be asleep. this time, however, caretaker doesn’t know whumpee is actually awake when they walk over to whumpee’s bed to adjust the blanket properly around whumpee’s shoulders. whumpee keeps still and continues pretending to be asleep. they only open their eyes when they’re certain caretaker has already left the room, but they don’t push the blanket away, for some reason.
Anonymous asked:
boob is a palindroom
your mom is also a palindrome and you know imma be sucking both
cr and probably dnd ships in general are wild because it’s like
1. the sexiest bitch with a bow to ever live x a very cute, to be queen who is sometimes stricken by acute social anxiety
2. literal anime guy with a gun x a hot half-elf with daddy issues
3. an affected bisexual with a death wish x an immortal, god-like woman with only grief in her future
4. a stoic man of the sea x an erotic graffiti artist with an impulsive streak
5. a bde jock x a tiefling that wouldn’t know how to bottom if her life depended on it
6. flower girl with a vicious past x traumatized lesbian who harbored a crush as a joke and then accidentally fell in love
7. the rich kid with stage fright x a widowed ballerina
8. a horse girl x the creepiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen
Now that we got confirmation from Marisha herself that Laudna realized deeper feelings for Imogen after the "You're my tether" convo im just remembering Marisha on stream after that moment happened
