Haven’t posted pics in a while
Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")
How do you draw too loud?
Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational
LMAO WHOOPS
POKEMON WORLD TIMELINE
Scream tail is a single-celled organism
Ok fine, whatever
the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you
The Tumblr public did not disappoint
Dedede's model in Return to Dreamland Deluxe is probably the most clump penguin he's ever looked
You can find this guy on ski hill sled racing
I love pictures of monkeys sitting down and looking somber like...literally me
My boyfriend edited this one picture of a seal with huge wet eyes so that it had a super tiny head and it was so funny that several days later it’s all I can think about when my brain isn’t preoccupied
boyfriend here. world needs to see the image
hate to be the one to tell you this but I am a man
i LOVE to be the one to tell you this. we are GAY!!!!!!!!
I'm so scared they're gonna rob me on the street in the 1920s
i got a job at target in order to get pussy off of it, but instead they've been making me drive all across America and lay those huge red balls at the front of the store like an egg. pay's still good though so i can't complain that much
Anyway
My favourite way of learning news.
Oh my god, it's more unpaid Twitter rent. Twitter's London headquarters are on Crown Estate land, they're the landlord.
Given that Prince Charles is still trying desperately to make us like him and has started putting a lot of publicly-known-about Crown Estate profits into the public purse, I wonder if the same would happen here if we all... made a fuss? Turned this into a public case? Made it clear this one is perfect for His Maj's please-stop-hating-me personal campaign?
Could the struggling poor of Britain going through a cost of living crisis take Elon Musk's money, is what I'm saying
Oh my God. Yes. Please, Chuck. Take Elon's money. Take LOTS of Elon's money. This pleases me, and I'm a Yank.
hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.