The Swerve Special

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER

ON IT BOSS *changes from my regular t shirt into an identical t shirt that just has the word COCK on it*

i say this to every girl i love: abandon shame

EXACTLY

y'all think anthy and utena shit like this

yea...

11/10 no notes

Gamer moment

true gamers are equal opportunity haters

I used an enby pride flag in league (which gives you a little flag trail behind your character) and someone said to me:

"What are your pronouns so I can insult you properly"

pt sink baby fans UNITE!

PROBLEMATIC FAVE!!!! WE STAN!!!!

Getting conflicting information here

Yummy uranium oxide

A well-trained yuri reader should be able to see yuri in any relationship.

I need to put this on a tee shirt.

got a pussy like an ashtray

cocktus

suckulent

please clap

Manscaped is crying and wishing they were as funny as OP

It's the male equivalent of the vagina dentata

is anyone else eso scared

is anyone else elder scrolls online scared

Create a new drug.

yaoi meth

Try again. Please.

uhm uhm. i don’t know. this is really all i have.

yuri meth

killing them for this btw

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

im in a jumping to conclusions contest but my opponent is a tumblr user

i didn't read the post but I ve already crafted an intricate assumption of who you are as a person in my head. Why do you hate women