Intellect devourer: please... you must rescue us... I am newborn...
The husk it's inhabiting:
No but really
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i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time
obsessed with the little blue cunt sturtting his shit in the celibacy gif. it's hypnotic
this is a tropical bird of sorts
pure michigan baby
2011-2015 Dodge Challenger
Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS
Verdict: DENIED
They were cooking with this interpretation actually
AND THOUGH I CAN'T QUITE PERCEIVE IT, I CAN TELL IT'S THERE BY THE WAY IT'S NOT QUITE THERE
(drew this entirely in Kid Pix 4!)
college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week
LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:
- barack obama
- misha collins
- travis mcelroy
Source: New York Post
a tone indicator for when a statement is made by a bunny: hey guys /🐇
omg hiiiiii /🦅
Sniper in a cat beanie cause why not
Art trade with my friend who drew Demoman in a bird beanie for me :’D
i have good news for you op
I'm starting to get smile lines.
How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face
How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you
How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face
Me: I should write something
me : … or I could spent 78 hours straight making a miniature library with a working LED chandelier
The lights are working now!
everyone look at my friend's tiny library she's so talented
thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.
A small collection (feel free to add):
@staff You're not very subtle.
OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳