Grizzly 399 is so cool! I went to her Wikipedia page intending to screenshot interesting facts about her, but I would really recommend you go check out the whole thing for yourself.
Grizzly 399 lives in close proximity to humans but has never caused problems or attacked a human - she has taught her many cubs important skills like looking both ways before crossing the road. She has had more triplets than is normal for grizzlies, and is far better at keeping triplets alive than less experienced mothers.
She had 22 progeny, (though not all survived) including Grizzly 610, who in 2011 adopted one of 399’s triplets along with her own two cubs. 399 previously went viral on social media for keeping her quadruplets alive through two seasons, despite bear cubs only having a 55% survival rate.
A beast crushing it on adapting to become more fit for her environment and passing on knowledge to her progeny. Top-tier animal.
nothing activates the caveman in me as quickly as catching sight of the circle of the sun. when it’s dim enough to look directly at it or in reflections on water or glass and you see that perfect sphere of fire . like oh yeah i am wild and human and prehistoric and inevitable. almost forgot
fleeting glances of this thing behind an industrial landscape of rooftops and traffic lights and bustling humanity will change you forever
Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
Wait, beneath the sea floor?
OUGHGH??
OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!
Look below the sea floor and you may find a little dude and friend
Ooo fun! Basically flipping over rocks to look for isopods, but thousands of feet underwater
GUYS GUYS
The Pokémon Company have basically just admitted in an interview that the stupid short development time and brutal release schedule of newer Pokémon games are the reason they’ve been lower quality!!!
Like look at this
This is a big win for both devs and Pokémon enthusiasts!
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My terrible confession is that I find the whole MtG Finance and secondary market for collectible cards games utterly fascinating. Capitalism and the forces of economics are really fun to watch play out in miniature when the consequences aren't life and death.
I'm studying MtG finance bros like ants under a magnifying glass
My youngest son was heavy in World of Warcraft, and discovered that what he liked more than combat was the marketplace. Once he had a reasonable amount of money in his purse, he stopped doing quests and just started.... trading.
At one point, he decided to corner the market on a specific item. (Let's say "bolts of cotton cloth" because it's the only item in the game I remember that meets the criteria-- Not Exactly Uncommon and necessary for a lot of crafting.) If you put a bolt of cotton cloth up for sale in the marketplace for lower than his price, he would buy it. He kept this up for months.
He ended up warping the entire market on the server, driving up the price of a bolt of cotton cloth by like 500%. In the process, he ended up amassing a hoard of the stuff, and made a small fortune. Then he got bored with it and unloaded the entire hoard for a price that was lower than it was before he started his fuckery. Lots of other people who played the market invested heavily and lost their (cotton) shirts.
He told me about this, and I explained to him that until relatively recently, what he did was perfectly legal in the real world, lots of people had made a fortune off of those kind of tactics.
He's now an accountant.
If there is something that you cannot stand seeing in film or TV, then it’s your responsibility to learn about what you want to watch before you watch it. Media isn’t going to conform to your desires just because you try to make them seem like something other than just your desires.
Do your due diligence and stop being a tool of fascism, kids.
I think about eating a fidough a lot
Stop telling me i can't eat him because he's raw dough.
Being a dad mean sometimes making a fool of yourself for their enjoyment.
same energy <3
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Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.
oh so when a so-called "ARCHAEOLOGIST" goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled "MUSEUMS" it's all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-
Bro if I die you can raid my tomb
thank you so much! you wouldn't have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD'S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?
Nah bro you're cool
sweet! now if you'll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:
Yessiree
hey what's your name there
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
social media is supposed to be PvP
When I was a kid, my dad hated when I hung up anything on my walls. My art, band posters, movie posters, anything. Not with taxks, not with tape (it “ripped the paint off”) not with anything. At one point in 5th or 6th grade he came in my room and found me hanging up a Diary of a Wimpy Kid poster with tacos and he was like “EVERY HOLE YOU PUT IN THE WALL TAKES $10 OFF THE VALUE OF THE HOUSE.” so when I was mad at him, I’d insert tacks into the wall in places he couldn’t easily see just out of spite. Whoever owns the house now is probably wondering about it.
bro didn’t even know you could just fill holes with toothpaste 💀
I know this is about an owned house (that you should be touching up and repainting the walls of before reselling anyway???) but for ppl who are paranoid about putting holes in rental walls: don’t be. Put up posters. Shelving if you need it. Have hanging plants. Invest in a studfinder. Spackle kits are cheap and everywhere now, or you can use white toothpaste, glue, or even soft air-dry clay to fill holes. Scuffs and rub marks are considered normal wear and tear and landlords can’t charge you for them. Most places will have you fill holes but will have to repaint between tenants anyway, so even if the spackle doesn’t match the walls, it’s not a big deal. Check your state laws about what is considered normal wear and tear. Most states have laws covering everything from paint to flooring. For instance, in my state, carpet that is 3+ years old is considered past its normal life cycle and therefore any damage to it cannot be charged for because the landlord/management is expected to put in new carpeting. Before any move-out, check local laws considering paint, flooring, light fixtures, appliances, etc. Landlords and management companies make BANK on people not knowing that they’re paying for paint rubs that they’re painting over anyway and carpet that has been paid for 6 times over.
Reminder: they’re never ever ever ever going to give you your security deposit back no matter what you do. have fun with life.
Actually, if your landlord isn't giving your security deposit back without good reason (in new york, they gave to give you a itemized receipt listing why they deducted from it) bring them to small claims court. Don't let the bloodsuckers get away with your money.
Our last landlord tried keeping all the deposit and charging is for more. When we moved in, I took a whole lotta pictures. I took pics when we moved out and did my research regarding local laws and looked at how frequently tenants win in small claims court here. Over 80% of cases are in favor of tenants.
So I wrote a very professional letter to the landlord and property management company. I provided this information and sent a CD with copies of before and after pics of the place with notes, like the place hadn't been cleaned before we moved in, there was a hole from the second bathroom to the outside, large enough to fit a fat raccoon, husky fur everywhere, nails, hooks, and tacks in the walls, footprints on the ceiling, human hair on the walls and ceilings of the main bathroom.
I informed them they had 60 days to return our deposit or we will take them to small claims court. Local laws state that if a tenant wins, we receive 3x the deposit, and the landlord pays all court costs and fees. 58 days after sending the letter, we received our deposit with an apology for "confusion."
These people are dependent on ignorance. Be aware, be knowledgeable, and make them afraid.
Its time for Big Ike’s feeding.
were-ralph
BIG!!! BITES!!!