Great Halloween, everybody! THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993) dir. Henry Selick

the “Point”, my dear agitators, co-conspirators, and revolutionaries, is kindness

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

Damn RIGHT that’s the tea

why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.

Ferncroft Wildlife Rescue !

good morning. 

i guess.

It’s been months since I last thought about anything other than fakemon

Ooooo absol looks awesome

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

SO ARIANA WANTED HIM TO BREAK UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND NOT BC SHE WANTED HIM BUT BC SHE WANTED THE GIRL ????? HELLO ???? H E L L O ? ? ? ?

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

okay this is not an insult. But why does Thank U Next remind me the most of the music from Victorious

Okay but all of victorious songs are great

they are thats why i like this album so much LMAO

soo u just gonna scroll past without saying shalom?