Me: *scrolling tumblr*
Castiel: I love you
Me: Dear god what’s happened now
“As they sang the hobbit felt the love of beautiful things made by hands and by cunning and by magic moving through him, a fierce and jealous love, the desire of the hearts of dwarves. Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.” - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, "Chapter 1: An Unexpected Party"
[ID: an edit comprised of six posters in muted colors, mainly greens and browns. White text in the center of each image reads "The Hobbit" and underneath "J.R.R. Tolkien."
1: Wooden barrels in a stack / 2: Someone wearing several layered jackets in various tweed fabrics and a red corduroy vest with leather buttons / 3: Mountains with a path in between them / 4: Several shelves holding old-fashioned books, a stack of plates, a scroll, teacups, and various other objects / 5: Mushrooms growing on a tree trunk / 6: A golden eagle it with its wings slightly unfolded sitting on a branch /End ID]
This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.
take his ass to margaritaville
In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time
went to hit “next chapter” and got punched in the face instead
Anonymous asked:
Ace culture is panicking because your period’s late and then realizing you literally have nothing to worry about
Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home
My stupid ass:
The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life
Wait do y’all not have like…first aid boxes in your hall closets? Like just a plastic box that has your basic first aid shit?
sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches
i’m curious
reblog if you’re curious as well
It’s red
Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.
This isn’t old this is fucking XP
Wasn’t this like one or two generations ago
What generation are we on now
moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.
[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]
