Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?

“That’s unpleasant ”

“#TREATYOSELF 😎”

“Lol man we need to dress up and go out like this!”

“Simmer down Merle”

“Same phone who dis”

“Naaaaahhh I don’t like to share”

“Literally a woman that pursued a career that made lots of money, takes pride in her looks and is involved in her social media presence. ”

“There’s no contingency” and you know what, it would be pretty fucking fitting.

hey hey hey smoke weed everyday

“Yaaaassssss”

“K 😑”

“I understand you have other obligations”

Chef just called said I’m off today – turnip!

“Youre fine. You didnt annoy me.”

“FUCKING CALL EVAN 😑” sounds about right @darkskint

“he never had hoes”

“I feel so bad”

“You comin?”

“Fite me”

“Datlof will rise”

“because she is a sloot”

“IVE NEVER GOTTEN STITCHES LMAOO OMH NAAH”

“The real candy daddy”

“finally”

Good night

What the fuck Rowan

Hallo

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

No

I can’t believe it.

Here’s to the gay/lesbian/bi/pan/ace/aro/etc kids who will have to deal with questions this holiday season about significant others of a gender that they aren’t even attracted to/in a relationship with or have to suffer through homophobic rants made by a family member.

Here’s to the trans kids that will get called the wrong pronouns/names this holiday season or have to hear transphobic comments from family.

Here’s to the kids with eating disorders who will struggle with themselves and maybe even comments from their family this holiday season.

Here’s to the kids who will be in shitty situations over the holidays that they don’t have control over.

Stay strong. You are worth the world and how things go during the holidays this year isn’t permanent. You got this. Keep your chin up.

no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot

Look Sir… Droids

LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF OH MY GOD

Still not the droid we are looking for.

oh baby no

That is the cutest fucking thing.

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

That kid in your class who never believed in santa was the child version of an Atheist.

i’d just like to formally apologize for like… [gestures to all of myself]

everybody is all “ I support people with mental illnesses” until these people start showing symptoms lmao

to elaborate, yeah people will understand the basic symptoms such as sadness and or being nervous but once someone starts having random fits of rage, inconsolable panic attacks, no energy or motivation to do shit, hallucinations, paranoia, mood swings, etc. everybody is suddenly like “woah what the fuck just stop…”

thankful for all the dogs that let me pet them in 2015

thankful for all the dogs that will let me pet them in 2016

It’s funny how Hillary Clinton will nae nae on stage, reference Beyoncé, try to court Latinos by saying she’s an Abuela, reference Star Wars, and literally change her accent depending on her audience, doing anything to appeal to everyone yet an old, unfashionable, unkempt, Jewish, socialist is winning with millennials by a 2-1 (and growing) margin just by being true to himself. Hmmm

The problem with Hillary and the people running her campaign is that they are running on the same mindset as everyone of that generation: they truly believe that millennials and younger voters “only care about memes” and are uninterested in politics or making the world better. What they don’t understand is that this younger generation isn’t uninterested in politics or the political process, but that they see American politics for what they are: a game of broken promises, where you can barely differentiate between liberals and conservatives as this point. The Democrats and Republicans running for office are all more invested in the interests of the rich and powerful than they are of the people. This generation isn’t untierested in politics, it’s just tired of playing a game that is clearly rigged. The reason Bernie is wrecking every other Democratic candidate with young voters is because he’s actually speaking about issues that this generation cares about, mirroring their fears and anger, and providing plans for possible solutions to problems like income inequality, the rising cost of higher education, the racism embedded in our social systems, the rising cost of living with no rise in wages anywhere on sight, etc. You can whip and nae nae all you fucking want and wish the Force to be with me, but what I really wanna know is why students are leaving universities with $30K+ of debt to a shit job market to be underpaid for their skills, or why our police departments are being given access to military grade weaponry, or why black people can’t drive without being harassed by police officers, up to a point where they will sometimes end up dead. Hillary can eat me.

kill em 

More stuff from my first semester senior thesis

RIP new yorkers

Book: Protag has dark skin. 

Media: So like tan-white? 

“We can change Kenya,” Halima told the Across Women’s Lives team this week in Nairobi.

Learn more about this tenacious teen and her community of business-minded young women today at www.pri.org/womenslives.

Halima is such an awesome girl! Get her whole story here.

Thanks to Polly Guo for working on these GIFs with us.

These were really fun to work on! Thank you so much Char for help with animation and color!

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

but seriously a huge symptom of depression is sleeping too much, like, when u see ur child sleeping way too much EVERYDAY, ur reaction shouldn’t be ‘they’re so lazy’ it should be ‘maybe something is wrong’