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@thesquimble

18 / A humble squimbii that mostly posts musicals, Marvel, or whatever else fandom I’m into at the moment

When I say I like a musical, I either mean that: 

I have listened to it too many times to count and memorized all the lyrics

or,

I listened to like two songs and they were decent so yeah, I’ll put it on my list.

kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber

ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person this is about drama between 11 year olds in like 2009. we didn’t know a single thing about the guy. your opinions were solely based on whether you were part of the 90% of teenagers who would cry if justin bieber jumped off a building or you were the 10% who would sit back with popcorn and yell “do a backflip”.

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

it’s scissors, paper, rock you absolute heathens

- a disgusted australian

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its rock paper scissors what the fuck are you talking about??

Anyway I stan one ally

An actual quote from my (now) seven year old after yelling at someone for continuously mosgendering me: what are they going to do dad, hit me? I’m six.

I stan your child

not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand the humor in making fun of literal trauma. idk just stay away from me with all that

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

CASH MONEY

THE FLOWER CROWN

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!

QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN

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NEED TO REBLOG

I LOVE THIS POST!!!

NEVER LET THIS DIE

FUCKING RELIC POST

I agree

I’ve enjoyed every second of this

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

reblog 💕💘💗💝💕💓💗💘💕

Instant reblog

tumblr radicals are so fucking detrimental to actual feminism honestly

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

….don’t hate me for reblogging this…

There is no lie here.  

And if anyone hates you for reblogging this, it just means it’s right.

I have no issue with dropping people who can’t grasp this

Feminism is really good but super radical tumblr feminism is gross, counterproductive, and hateful

Ya gotta love everyone guys, just love everyone equally and you’re doing it right

I hit the reblog button pretty fast.

feminism: yeah!

super radical feminism: unyeah

Feminism: Women deserve to be on the same level as men because we are all human beings and should be treated as such

Radical Feminism: All men should die, cis people are bad, white people are evil, and women are better than men.

Me: So real feminism? Amazing. Radical feminism? FUCK NO

“yeah!” “unyeah” Lol.

Wait a second, I thought that cis meant what you were “assigned at birth”. So, everybody would be cis, ammIright? Or does cis just mean a dichotomy of male and female?

being cisgender is having a gender identity identical to the one you were assigned at birth. a cis male is a male who was assigned male at birth. not everyone is cisgender. i know for a fact that i wasnt assigned my weird-ass gender at birth

Feminism is great, people are the problem

Okokokok I don’t see enough love for big femmes and I’m in dire need of it. Femmes with big thighs and calves and arms. Femmes with big faces with chubby cheeks and double chins. Femmes with big bellies and hips. Femmes with traditionally “ugly” feautures that naturally occur- freckles, spider veins, dark facial hair, wrinkles, scars, deep red stretch marks, acne, and uneven skin. Not all femmes are tiny and dainty and poreless and we’re just as beautiful and gorgeous and attractive as other femmes and we need to talk about it more.

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

I’m reblogging this again cause there are so many things to appreciate.

The Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson posters. The snake belt as a headpiece. The facial expressions. The fact he stops him from already wanting to take out the trash, just to tell him to take it out.