I’ve been an openly gay cop since 1987, so you’re not the first superior officer to threaten me. You know how I’m still standing here? ‘Cause I do my job, and I do it right.
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
me: only deep and meaningful lyrics get to me
The Lonely Island: now i’m in THREE cowboy hats
me:
my brain, the second i start trying to write something
an accurate description of what went through my brain during k*ramel scenes
