neil gaiman i love u lmao

[Walter White stirring a cauldron] hehehe jessé this meth is coming along mnicely......but it is missing one more ingredient.......YOU!!! >:)

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

if i were a caveman id be the caveman that invented the word ‘the’ but also all the other cavemen would be like ‘ugh there dunga bunga go again 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we so sick of him say THE cave THE mammoth THE spear. he THE jerk.’

"you have to stop showing the kids your homemade epic rap battles of history, it scares them." is such a fucking raw line like you'd think it's from shakespeare the way it fits so much hurt and betrayal into so few words but it's not, it's from my cunt of a wife

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

i would bite the eagle

YOOO

i just started watching arcane and lemme-

let me fucking tell you-

these two pathetic cunts are gettting their dick SUCKED under a DESK

good lord

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

Drama in the DV fandom

Me jumping into Harry Potter to kill the rest of the characters:

A short comic story about biblical angels, their roles throughout time, and their thoughts on humans and creation in general.

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[Thoughts and info on angels and “accuracy”]

[español]

i don’t mean to step on any toes here, but lemme tell you somethin’. new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in the world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i started in the fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top. dis life ends one of two ways: dead, or in jail. i did both.

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

op that’s called having eyes

my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you once

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

opium 

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

See also

Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON

Blood is blood

i’m losing my mind

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

THE SPELLING LMFAOO💀

She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.

oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio

joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.

My racist uncle just showed up at the door, if this gets one reblog Ill deck him

Well the people have spoken