omg can i send a request fav moot <3 deku x black!reader who’s taller than him please i need tall black reader with big hands and everything 😩😩 only if u want to ofc

dabilovesme answered:

A/n:YESSS, I HOPE YALL KNOW BASICALLY ALL MY Y/N’S ARE IMAGINED AS TALL CUZ IM 5’9

Anyways wish granted 🧚🏾‍♀️

-He’s head over heals for you

-He loves that you’re taller than him because it’s like you’re a literal goddess walking on earth

-As you walk he loves the sway of your full wide hips sway,the deep curves your body has on display for everyone to enjoy but only for him to have, you’re jus a bad ass stallion

- your style? Top tier. It’s like a New York fashion girl, ripped tights hugging your thick thighs,mini skirt hugging your wide hips, mini leg warmers that rematches with your hand warmers, a fitted croptop hugging your curves, with sweater containing unique designs on it, even your boots are cute and izuku loves when you wear em cuz it gives you extra height ~~(nigga real live be ready to dick you down anywhere istg)~~

-You fuckin love your height n body but Izuku knows that you get a lil insecure bout your height sometimes, make you feel “less feminine” since the standard is short n skinny, but If izuku even hear you say sumn negative about yourself, oh honey it’s goin down. He’s gonna fuck you up. Your long thick legs wrapped around his waist, he’s holding you up with his scarred hands, he leads y’all to the bedroom floor and put you on all fours, and fuck you in front of the mirror and he’s gonna make sure you watch yourself the entire time, his scarred hands will be wrapped in your long beautiful braids n he’s gonna keep your head up for you

-yo ass will be struggling to walk the next mornin, ~~he did dat one for all hit on yo ass~~

-he likes to go on nature walks with you to watch waterfalls and take notes of the beautiful and mystical things y’all may come across , one time y’all came across this stunning deer and izuku took several photos of you petting it truly magical. Y’all also like to go to art museums, walking around and lookin at old n creative art, ‘zuku didn’t really care for art museums till he met you, when y’all first went to one together, he not only was viewing the art displayed on the walls but he stopped for a second and actually examined your alluring figure, he started off by looking at your light blonde bohemian braids that travels all the way down to your ~~phat~~ ass,he examined all of your jewelry that you were wearing, he started to focus on your beautiful side profile, your features were softened while you were looking at the art, he honestly never thought he’d fall in love so quick, but he did and doesn’t regret it one bit.

-he LOVES cooking with you…..well more like loves watching you cook. Since you guys are from two completely different cultures, he doesn’t know how to make soul food, his ass barely knows how to make his own cultural food. He takes notes as you season the chicken or making baked mac n cheese, he’s taking notes so that he can cook for you, but for now he cleans up everything for you which you tell him he doesn’t have to but he wants to feel useful and help the love of his life.

- he likes to show you off to everyone cuz he know everyone wants you, you’re stunning,got killer curves, tall, n thick, who wouldn’t want you. Even Ochako tried slidin in yo dms, she wanted a piece of dat ass. Izuku is just happy to have you in his life and is ready to love you forever<3

HEY BITCHES, A BITCH IS BACKKK AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH THIS REQUEST SEVERAL WEEKS AGO BUT YK PROCRASTINATION 💀 SORRY THAT IT AINT THAT LONG

thespectacularspidergwen

blkchxrryblyss

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

redeadepression

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

dramatic-squirrel

I hope this works for school essays as well. 🤞

goldenmist

*silently prays*

thespectacularspidergwen

powersnuffgirls

Oh No! tattoos!

yipyap

lol like this is actually cute. backfire

obviouscaptain

they’re boyfriends

yipyap

he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again

chazkuangshi

he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable

phagi

Sunscreen directions: best when applied with love

callmebill

pasty boi do be lookin a lil red, bro 🤔

fandomrecycling

IT GOT BETTER!!!

ITS BACK AND BETTER THEN EVER BITCHES

Checkmate Boomers, we made it Gay.

thespectacularspidergwen

garbage-empress

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

thespectacularspidergwen

happyshaddow94

greatwhiteprivilege

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

greatwhiteprivilege

im here for this analysis

thespectacularspidergwen

akechiss

meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

meladoodle

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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oursidae

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept

portentsofwoe

thespectacularspidergwen

icpe

shitpostingvevo

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

thatwritergirlsblog

For my fellow anxiety peeps

thespectacularspidergwen

princessamericachavez

nevver

Undo the Damage of Sitting

artist-refs

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

ceevee5

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

thespectacularspidergwen

teenscoolest

Magical encounter while free falling.

baconmancr

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

goddesssword

quasi-normalcy

“Oh, hey, I guess they can fly. I did not know that.”

thespectacularspidergwen

nuclearmu5hroom

I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.

I’m sorry I have to watch it again I had such whiplash I kind of blacked out here for a sec

thespectacularspidergwen

labryseater

nyquilnap

Photos that hit different in 2020.

sharkylad

I hate it

thespectacularspidergwen

labryseater

maxximoffed

Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

sulemania

I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same.

…. This hits different when you realise he’s canonically Jewish

marvel-and-dc-geek

Can you please elaborate ? I’m curious as to what it means

You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says “that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child.” (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh.

roach-works

another fine distinction is that the soul isn’t thought to be reincarnated, it’s that the memory of the loved one is kept alive and more good deeds in life can be inspired by (and thus partially attributed to) the dead. ‘may their memory be a blessing’–the memory of the deceased is honored, respected, and who they were is retold as inspiration to the next generation.

ben’s memory is a blessing. that’s extremely jewish. spiderman is inspired not just by the shame of his death, but by the moral teachings he’d given peter in life. and his name given to these babies is another part of it: babies named in spiderman’s honor are also very honestly and truly named in his honor, and continue to be blessings to the world.

it’s very joyous, i think. very sweet.