Poems for The Followers ... Subtract the Drama

Subtract the Drama Regrettable Poet: Jessica Mannion

You stand on a beach in a place in the universe. Where a band I do not know plays on and on, eternally, for you. Your DNA spills and spreads expands, Contracts, and Pulls together in my mind because I do not really know how DNA works. Something about zippers and letters and secrets. But you, you keep your secrets. I wish you love. And beaches. And no drama.

Image by: tolworthy

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Note: This is the first in what I hope will be a fun series of poems for new followers. I will write a poem for each new follower I get, starting with this one. The poem will be inspired only by the person’s Tumblr account. 

Subtract the Drama deserved more love, too.

Poems for The Followers: Simon Sayer

Poems for The Followers: Simon Sayer Regrettable Poet: Jessica Mannion

Clams: Outlandish! Scintillate … Clams: hell yeah! Agitate … Debonaire … Yet Sinister Reprobates (Clams) Sinister airs Thinkin’ Plottin’ Planning stuff Clams: They’ll scorn you And rebuff All thoughtful, neighborly approaches They suspect your pies are full of roaches. Clams won’t thank you for your labors. Clams make super lousy neighbors. Clams. Clams. Clams.

Photo by: Nicoleleec _______________________________________________________________________ Note: This is a poem for a new follower, in what will be a series of poems for each new follower I have, until the end of time, or until I get sick of it: whichever comes first. The poem will be inspired only by the person’s Tumblr account — unless I know them in real life, then all bets are off …

I’m bummed the Clams poem never got any attention.

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