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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
Why can't refilling my medication ever be simple?
It's not literally every month there's a problem but it is almost literally every month.
People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like
well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses
ok it's out of my system now
"emperor discourse" this and "do illithids have souls" that everyone shut up and stan IGNATIUS INKBLOT
Ignatius Inkblot - as played by Daniel Craig.
The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic
DnD has decades of rich, interesting worldbuilding, and sometimes I'm blown away by all the wild and creative stuff in it.
WITH THAT SAID I swear 40% of the time I see a cool, unique creature or possible antagonist and look up more about it, it's like -- personality: evil, interests: doing bad things, motivation: hates all humanoids for no specific reason.
I bet you’re getting the shit booped out of you
I DIDNT MEAN TO ADD CHILCHUCK
this fucking paper is gonna kill me
"But why would you want to imagine, read or write about a relationship that wasn't healthy, good or desirable to you personally?"
I genuinely don't know how to explain the concept of fiction to you.
idk what your all talking about tiktok rules
[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads "2 for $10." The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings "if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He'd say 'that's not very good.' I'd say 'yeah but you're God. Isn't money kind of beneath you?' he'd say 'it's the principle.' I'd say 'do you want avocados or not?' the video cuts out. End description.]
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these
This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:
Every time Picard tries to relax with a book or a nap some weirdo shows up and tries to fuck him.
FEDERAL INQUIRY INTO ADHD MEDICATION SHORTAGE ANNNOUNCED
IF YOU HAVE STRUGGLED TO GET YOUR ADHD MEDICATION, YOU HAVE 60 DAYS TO TELL THE FTC YOUR STORY FOR CONSIDERATION IN THIS INQUIRY AT THE LINK BELOW! The FTC must read all responses. So tell them about having to call multiple pharmacies, being unable to get generics, your struggles with insurance coverage, everything!
"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."
"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."
"Storm."
"Big storm."
"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."
"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."
"Pull harder or we are all going to die."
"Bad working conditions."
"Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole."
"God I Need A Drink"
"I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing"
"Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don't Fall Overboard"
"My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I'll Go Be Miserable At Sea"
"Whale. Big Fish."
"The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard."
"Spent All My Money, Oops."
"Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship's Stern."
"Shipwreck."
"Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe."
"Hey, Remember That Guy? He's Dead."
"I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months."
"Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming."
"Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Sea. Goodbye, I'm Off To Sea."
