Amusingly I keep getting targeted ads from the army on various social media apps. Me, a mentally ill, physically out of shape, communist in the Army? I don’t think so. Let them waste their money though.

If a recruiter contacts you, respond and waste their time! If they are trying to con you, they aren’t conning someone else!

Army recruiters are groomers!

i like responding with this

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

happy halloween :)

J U N E

🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀

ruh roh, it gets worse

for anyone who is still on reddit and would like to be no longer, PowerDeleteSuite is on github and works on mobile and desktop. it wipes all your posts and comments off the site, as that doesn’t happen when you merely delete your account. you can also have it overwrite your comments to say something else rather than delete. personally, i changed 7 years worth of comments to express exactly why i was choosing to leave

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

Tags were too good to ignore.

pspspspspspsps

damn just tag me next time

[with the cadence of a horny looney toons character] "Look like the sacred temple prostitutes have a fresh cloak of hog carrion"

that’s all, folks

having literally my second original tumblr post hit 3500+ notes is so fucking funny to me. feels like waking up from a coma in the middle of a packed football stadium. where am i. who are you people. why are you clapping for me.

I think reddit accidentally trained you to be the perfect tumblr funnyman. Welcome to tumblr, rock lee, let us just take off those ankle weights for you.

pouring wet cement through a metal strainer and cool fresh water flows out the bottom while miniature horses start clumping up inside the strainer

das conk crete babey

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

hey OP: figure out who you DO want to see Obi Wan shagging and look for that, I bet we have that too!

i love this place

so i saw this tag and thought you meant you wanted obi wan to get together with nicole kidman's character from moulin rouge. so i went looking for some crossover fics on ao3 to hurl at you. turns out satine is a start wars character. a zero sum activity for me.

you learned something new and got to imagine obi wan and nicole kidman’s character from moulin rouge doin it, that’s a double win in my book

Did they forget that Obi-wan is IN MOULIN ROUGE or? Like we have that. we absolutely have that. I have a long standing bet with myself that the Clone Wars character Satine is based on Nicole Kidman BECAUSE Ewan was in it with her?

*pulls out the popcorn* but I too would love to watch Obi-wan and Satine Kryze beat the absolute snot out of a training course.

i've never seen moulin rouge, frankly i didn't know ewan mcgregor was in anything other than star wars and that one meme in the raincoat

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

hey OP: figure out who you DO want to see Obi Wan shagging and look for that, I bet we have that too!

i love this place

so i saw this tag and thought you meant you wanted obi wan to get together with nicole kidman's character from moulin rouge. so i went looking for some crossover fics on ao3 to hurl at you. turns out satine is a start wars character. a zero sum activity for me.

you learned something new and got to imagine obi wan and nicole kidman’s character from moulin rouge doin it, that’s a double win in my book

dealing with the worst case scenario

I feel like this could be useful in my future

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