Me every time my stomach hurts
tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
If the mane 6 were evil they'd be named Pinkie DIE and DIElight sparkle and flutterDIE and rainbow DIE and rariDIE and Applejeffthekiller
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
bitterintandem
tragic and heartbreaking, guy who wants to have conversations can't think of conversation topics
anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things
i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
why are yt to mp3 websites always the shadiest fuckin sites I feel like I’m going down a dark alleyway risking the chance of getting drugged and/or stabbed just bc its the only place where I can find a guy to deal me some decent fart with extra reverb dot mp3s
poochypups-deactivated20191009
i’m trying to play this again but i’m so awful at it my girl always has a frowny face no matter what i do and i can’t even figure out how to order her a beer. shes not having a wonderful life you guys and it’s all my fault.
Bro why did you just become a red dot on the minimap are we cool
I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman
i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
artist-magritte-deactivated2020
Time transfixed via Rene Magritte
Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas
chemtrailer
dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire
chemtrailer
