“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

feel free to add on

THIS ONE WINS

oh you know

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

How is he his brother and biological father please

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

LESS CONVOLUTED?

don't worry about it 🙂

relevant to this blog i think

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

did you just... know this??

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

Taako Taaco from The Adventure Zone is Forklift Certified!

The first image is a PNG of Taako from The Adventure Zone graphic novel in front of a "forklift certified" flag in safety yellow, orange, and grey. The second image is a collage of tags and notes in various statements of "No the fuck he's not," "he would not fucking be forklift certified," and "no one said he got it legally." The third image is a digital drawing of Taako wearing safety gear and (poorly) operating a bright yellow forklift with "Faerun Freight" printed on the side. The forklift is carrying an upside-down package marked "Fragile! This side up." Taako is looking back and shouting, "Check out how fast this baby goes in reverse!" End ID.

I've never seen a "you're fave" meme be so wrong in my whole life

Original thread:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAA

Note, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will bring to their hospitals. This, on top of the horrors that they’ve seen and continue to see because of the pandemic. They were already exhausted and hanging by a thread.

From August 2022.

Wanted to do more with this piece/concept, but haven’t gotten around to it. Still really like it tho so enjoy, all you sad Blupjeaners (me) <3

so i've been rewatching old clips of Singin in the Rain (1952) and this is of course hardly my only takeaway but man, the guy playing RF Simpson, the producer character, is terrible.

i saw this movie many many times without ever noticing, but once you see it, you can't unsee it. he is astoundingly wooden and lifeless. very "high school freshman who was bullied into being in the school play because there were more male speaking roles than guys willing to audition" energy. i thought maybe he really was a producer who got in the movie as a favor, but no, this dude has an imdb page and a movie career spanning multiple decades. it is mystifying.

there are ways in which Singin' in the Rain (1952) is very dated (even beyond the fact that it's a very specific send-up of a totally bygone era of movie-making) but i think the reason it's had such lasting appeal is because the musical numbers manage to evoke such universal, timeless feelings

the title song is the perfect example; when you first start dating someone wonderful, it really does feel like you are tap-dancing down the street, lost in your own world and vaguely confused that all these passerby are going about their business and trying not to get rained on, like can they not hear the orchestra swelling?

but 'good morning' is also this, i think: the loopy euphoria of staying up late and getting very silly with people you care about, when you're all on the same page and each antic feels more delightful than the last

and of course, 'moses supposes' captures that ageless emotion we've all felt, "time to torment this speech coach who was just doing his goddamn job by tap dancing at him for absolutely no fucking reason"

my balls itch

Please, everyone, I'm begging you.

STOP shopping for cursed dolls at shops like this.

This is not a healthy or a safe environment for them to live in. Each individual cursed doll needs at least a two bedroom apartment and a family of no fewer than three individuals to haunt and spread their curse around. Confining so many of them together is going to lead to fighting, then their curses will tangle together, causing more problems for the surrounding neighborhood, while offering the dolls themselves no real enrichment.

Remember- a cursed doll isn't just for Halloween. A cursed doll is for the rest of your life.

*Please note that "the rest of your life" is not necessarily shorter due to curses. Common side effects include boils, locusts, mild possession, severe possession, gout, diarrhea, being suspended in an infinite void, death, and/or people asking to enter your home. Talk to your local witch to see if curses are right for you. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary.

TikTok update where the app won't open unless the user is wearing earphones

I don't even have tiktok I'm just saying this as a concerned citizen

nurseydex au where nursey has a weekly vlog channel and dex makes pc building content and they meet at vidcon

nursey: spend a week with me in nyc <3

dex: building a pc for my boyfriend to edit his 1hr+ vlogs

they know of each other before vidcon because nursey posts a vlog of his editing setup and dex makes a video roasting it

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY

well this was a wild ride from start to finish

I knew before I googled that this was gonna be California and I was Not disappointed. The horse is TA Jullyens Lillyanna, she is an exceptionally fancy purebred Arabian.

https://www.varianarabians.com/recent-sales/ta-jullyens-lillyanna.html

Her price tag was $Car. $20k if I had to guess.

And the real kicker?

The revealed gender was wrong. #youhadonejob

you cannot make this shit up; horse people are, truly, Just Like That.

I AM SCREAMING

Oh god they literally have a full court

@dasha-aibo

holy shit watch this until the end for a wild easter egg. not gonna spoil it and not sure when this aired but wow

twitter

It's important to understand that this segment is 9 years old.

@she-was-an-astronaut idk anything about wrestling but i think i might be ready to go down with this ship lmao

@budgiekazoo you would love it. Gay, athletic, and with complex romances and story lines.

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BENOIT BLANC in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022)

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat