THE HOLY TRINITY OF GOOD FUCKING COMEDY

- starkid

- john mulaney

- brooklyn 99

middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender

MENopause, MENstruation, MANslaughter… all a womans problems start with MEN!!!!!

*pic of minion sipping wine*

When you’re just having a nice time out with your friends and the depression hits

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

actually there is one more

raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by this commercial for disneyland paris

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

GOOD CONTENT

Fimally!

I enjoy, for my long neck makes it impossible to see what i am doing to crack an egg

I will never leave you alone or unloved, not even for a single second.

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

One fear

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford