bootyscientist-deactivated20160
"hey babe i bought you chipotle"
Chipot-laid
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
miloserdie
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal
xwhatserface
This is a person dying under an MRI scan
some doctors don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and shoot their patients
tragically beautiful.
acharmingwasteoftime
No but why is he/she being shot through the brain while having an MRI, like what???
doyoureallywanttothough
That’s so scary


