headcanon: sam didn’t hit his big growth spurt until like his second year of college and that’s when he really started taking issue with dean calling him sammy and for like a whole month every time they talked on the phone he was all “i’m not a little kid dean” and “my name is SAM dean” and “will...
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
things i wish i could make you understand (via winterkristall)
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it

Every time you complain about a girl who’s too skinny, I want you to remember the time you made fun of a fat girl for being fat.
Every time you complain about having to pay for a date, I want you to remember the time you said the gender pay gap was a myth.
Every time you complain about a girl...
silly silly little comic
Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’
Oh my fucking gods this is perfect
i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’
no
obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases
and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people
it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer
PREACH MOMMA
do you ever just stop to think about lucifer
and how he was in the pit for millennia
scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power
thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario
and the one thing that he didn’t plan for
the one thing that was his downfall
was sam winchester loving his brother more than anything in the entire universe
do you ever just think about that
YOU GUYS. I JUST READ THAT IN EPISODE 9X18 WE’LL GET A HUGE SURPISE. AND IT’S AN ANGEL HEAVY EPISODE. AND GUESS WHO THEY’RE SAYING IS COMING BACK.
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GABRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.
IT’S SAID THAT RICHARD WAS SPOTTED ON SET.
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OMGGGGG
iF ThIS iS LEgiT ImMA ScrEAm sO MUcH

Say that again, and know that if you’re lying to me, I will find you, and I will skinnnn you
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S BACK. FOREVER REBLOG.
I will ALWAYS reblog this. No matter what.
accurate
I MADE A GIF
this had better get a bagillion notes
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
who’s fingering you hard and fast while his mouth works over your clit and it would hurt if you weren’t so wet and you come and it blows your head off and he doesn’t stop or even slow down and then you come again and you’re trying to get away but he has...
Windy winter day | Jane Bjerkli
#this cat has seen things #this cat has been left for dead on a barren landscape #betrayed by all its friends; body battered and broken; all hope lost #this cat has risen from the ashes #this cat is striding in slow motion into the stronghold of the villain who took everything from it #this cat is going to take its vengeance #this cat has seen some serious shit #this cat is gonna inflict some even more serious shit #and then it’s gonna walk away from some explosions without looking #and stare out from a stormy cliff face and warn the world #that should evil ever again attempt to triumph #it will be there #waiting
Poor cat


