of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror
~ #my sexuality is werewolves

of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror
~ #my sexuality is werewolves
Training my girlfriend to feed me chips with nothing but eye contact commands
When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i'm on mobile
Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.
Vocal warmups.
This is basically how you break their voices down to a root noise
Voice actors are fuckin weird
Tag yourself I’m Plankton
you are like an empty tip jar
Ready to be filled!
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!
using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism
using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯
sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along
‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools
to paraphrase a mutual of mine: the big reason people seem to be increasingly neurodivergent is not because anything actually changed about people in general, society has just become more and more hostile to normal human behavior over the years meaning that increasingly anyone who isn't a perfect cog in the machine will slip through the cracks
"Thank you for the pasta sir. Hey look at my phone, check this uahh,, check this shit out."
Obama, complete sloshed off red wine and pasta: now let me clear uhhhhhhh this laser is dope as hell
if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑
cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces
I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.