Hurricane Neddy [S8 E8] (dir. Bob Anderson)
Take your pick.
Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers… you didn’t have to come all the way down here. Everything’s under control.
Chalmers: Oh, I have had it! I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
Skinner: Oh, now I really think the children’s appearance–
Chalmers: Seymour, you are in very, very big trouble. Why looking into this loveable mutt’s eyes just melts my heart. Seymour, all is forgiven.
Grounds Keeper Willier: Make way for Willie.! I said make way for Willie, ya bloated gasbag!
Chalmers: Seymour. Hmm? You’re fired!
Crowds: Gasps
Skinner: I’m sorry. Did– Did you just call me a liar?
Chalmers: No. I said you were fired.
Skinner: Oh. That’s much worse.
OK, if I stop here I still have some dignity.
[crazy laugh]
-- Lisa Simpson
