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state hospital for the clinically sane

@theshockinglyeloquentdog / theshockinglyeloquentdog.tumblr.com

adamant Nigel enthusiast along with all things Hannibal and Mads Mikkelsen i just like to be involved. also i guess i RP too drop me an ask if you're interseted. enjoy all the social awarness and cute animals
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mayvaava

💫 It’s okay to write fiction you would not want your grandmother to see.

💫 Different stories are for different audiences.

💫 You do not have to appeal to everyone.

💫 Don’t sacrifice the story you want to tell for an imaginary audience or for imaginary critics.

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brodudepants
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imsobadatnicknames2

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

Daily reminder that the US, who love to scaremonger about "communist labour camps," have legal slave labour if you're in prison

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desperatelyseekingcannibals
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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

  • torture getting reliable information out of people
  • knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
  • jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
  • calling the police to deescalate a situation
  • rafting your way off a desert island
  • correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
  • effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
  • ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
  • heterosexual cowboy
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orcboxer

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.