my favorite purple villan

kiss the girl! 💋

(can't wait to meet the soho couples 😇)

kissed the girl. now your turn >: (

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

Always reblogging Him Face. :)

I really, really need the luck! So far, after breaking the socket of my shoulder when I was hit by a car, I have had 5 surgeries. After #5, two and a half weeks ago, I have an infection in it and Tuesday, my surgeon will decide whether he has to operate again to clean this out. That was the news they gave me last week but decided I could have 1 week to see if it got better without going in again.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

all I want is to not have a headache and be able to do my laundry today

My shoulder broke the week before Christmas in '21 when I was hit by a car. An orthopedic surgeon operated to set it and he used 3 screws to hold it together. 'Cept over the course of the next few months, it dislocated AND despite 6 months of PT, I still couldn't raise my arm. The dislocation caused a screw to move and threaten to break my clavicle bone so PT was ended and plans were begun to operate again, doing a reverse shoulder replacement. So in December '22, that surgery was done. My shoulder dislocated again before 2 weeks was up and so my doctor re-did it. And again with another surgeon working with him when it dislocated again.

But even after 3 reverse shoulder replacements in less than a month, it dislocated again and Dr. told me we need to try one more time. So I really, really need so luck because if surgery #5 fails, he'll have to give up, do a different operation and I'll never be able to move my right arm beyond the elbow. So I really need some good luck.

Yes, I started it at 37 because of that other poll. 🙄

Please reblog - this one needs to escape containment

I'm old everywhere and that's okay!

My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app

How many times and places am I allowed to say this?

A tattoo perhaps?

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

Library, my beloved!

Let's dance as if everyone is watching!

I don't have new artworks because I working on some right now. But! Wanna show a Pocahontas fanart I didn't posted anywhere.

This is test illustration for kids magazine for job appying. They wanted to see the moment of first meeting of Pocahontas with John. So I merged some moments from movie into the one artwork.

And I didn't passed, they literally didn't respond me. Silence. 💧

I don't think this illustration is bad. Actually it was something new for me and pretty fun to draw. I'm big Disney fan since childhood, and to be illustrator of any kids stuff is one of my dreams, so I really wanted to get this project... 🥲

Anyway I had a good experience and nice illustration in the portfolio now~ 😊

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

Reblogging cause Neil Gaiman did and maybe I need some new Good Omens content and maybe I'll get it tomorrow

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

@vocallife have you SEEN

i'm SCREAMING

I am wheeeeeezing

I wish musk had bought tiktok instead

Can I wish that Elon Musk buys tiktok next?

“Barely Counts as a Sin” by tabbystardust

(Bigger version on AO3)

Muriel’s gonna have a time with these cringe nae nae boys as their mentor

I adore this comic and your style!

💀 altogether ooky 💀

When The End comes for real, it’s just as Crowley supposed, with Heaven and Hell united against humanity.  There are a lot of people who don’t believe what’s happening, but about half earth’s inhabitants do.  And they show up for the fight.  

The army humans have guns, there are doctors wielding baseball bats and taxi drivers with tire irons.  Masses of youths are forming up with nothing but broken bottles and spite to defend themselves with.  

Lucifer scoffs at them, his beauty already luring some people from their posts.  

Not too many of them, though.  Aziraphale has to believe that…

There may be millions of angels and demons among the ranks, united for a common goal, but there are billions of humans.

Crowley and Aziraphale are in the thick of it, of course.  Of course.  Aziraphale has come into the possession of his flaming sword again, through a series of events that Crowley really doesn’t want to think too hard about.  

They stare down the Morning Star across the open expanse of the soon to be battlefield, humanity behind them, as much of it sheltered beneath their wings as they can manage.  

And then the Heavenly forces begin to sing.  

Keep reading

🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN!🎃