Umbrella Academy

Dinosaur March Madness, a glorious eight year old tradition, is about determining the best dinosaur via a variety of qualifications, allowing us all to learn and enjoy ourselves and find out about random and obscure dinosaurs

anyways at some point I might just do a shitposty Dinosaur Blorbo Bracket: no thinking, just vibes. so I need suggestions. and I'm willing to have the bracket be bigger than 64.

all descendants of the most recent common ancestor of Megalosaurus and Iguanodon are valid. nothing else is. y'all better suggest birds as well as nonavians. or nonavians as well as birds. both. suggest both.

I think I just filled this out thirty times

I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before.  A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention.  After all, look how femme they are.

But to me, this makes perfect sense.  When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore.  It’s a job that you have.  As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore.  It’s not a requirement.  It’s just a fun hobby you can get into.  Or a little treat sometimes.

Literally me. I can stomach femme outfits now for work and even enjoy it now I know it doesn’t count

“we should have more girl characters that are mean” you guys can’t even handle scary marlowe

me @ astarion: go pick this lock

astarion: easyyyyyy *twirls hair and rolls a 2*

Dana and the entire Owl House cast:

Literally ALL of us:

Water is not sliding off his back.

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"hold me like water, or Christ, hold me like a knife" is so aroace who wants to be loved so bad they'd take any kind of love at all

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

damian would be characterised much better if people understood that he’s simply a 40 year old brown uncle in the body of a teenage boy

Damian looking at the plants in the Wayne Manor garden every morning

Things Damian and middle aged Arab uncles have in common:

1- They want to know where their family is going to at all time, but they get offended when their family wants to know where they are going

2- They always exaggerate their academic achievements when they were little kids.

3- They pridefully announce whose son they are like it’s a badge of honor.

4- Always complain about the prices of things they don’t even want to buy

5- They will get mad angry if someone in their family dared to bring a cat to their house, but then you will find them playing with that cat 5 minutes later

6- They started (illegally) driving at a really young age

Maggie the poet

The Fall - (2023)

Inspired by The Lament for Icarus by Herbert James Draper.

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

Cat sees long time human friend after a long time

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