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@thesecretlifeofanocean

Surround yourself with people who get it.
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Being a fan of Merlin is both a blessing and a curse because it makes you interested in Arthurian Legend and then it makes you disappointed that Arthur and Merlin aren’t at all the way they are in the show

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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

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lizatonix

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

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pomrania

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

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my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

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this episode was so stressful

My heart couldn’t take it

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keluchnae

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

I need to cry

EVERYONE DO IT

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

DO IT

this is so pure

;-;

Holy shit, okay, I didn’t know I needed to cry today, thanks ya’ll! 💛

the pureness is real

Everyone who follows me do this it’s amazing

awww!! :D

I was having a sort of rough day and this certainly helped a bit…

Oh my goooooosh!!!

It was not what I was expecting, and I can’t stop smiling now…

do it do it please

@artisan-the-mage @foreverakookie and everyone following me, click the link. It’s worth it

;w; i was not expecting that

EVERYONE LOOK

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i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

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I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

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the older i get the more it’s clear that being smart doesn’t get you very far if you’re not disciplined. there are tons of people who are brilliant but not disciplined. they have amazing ideas but cannot finish a project. they are creative and innovative but cannot execute a plan. i see how important it is to set deadlines and boundaries for myself an to be disciplined.

@ myself