JOEBAMA FOREVER.

Gifs: The White House

I’m crying

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”

# can you imagine the kind of extended torture we would have been subject to if victor hugo had been paid by the pun (via vlajean)

is George RR Martin paid by deaths

reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out

I’m doing an experiment

the amount of notes and nobody is doing anything about it

It’s been almost 2 years since I posted this and not a thing has changed.

would y’all care if I wrote a John Murphy x New Character colloge!au or am I just wasting my time

ITS BEEN A LONG WAIT GUYS

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

guide to new meme:

the snake/snail memes formed separately, so they have different formats. with snake, the full phrase goes first, but with snail, the shortened phrase goes first with the full version in parentheses. basically it’s “snake people, or sneeple” vs “sneeple (snail people)”

everyone reblog this so people can be informed on proper meme usage

WHO HURT HIM

This episode was recorded shortly after his wife died.

This man had an answer to everything.

Bob Ross is my hero

Donate a $1 to me so I don’t end up living on the street

I am being kicked out of my place, my grandmother and I cannot see eye to eye and I am going to end up homeless if I do not find a place to live. Reblog and signal boost this so that I do not end up on the streets. My paypal is coffe4meplz@gmail.com

seriously if all my followers donated 1 dollar to me I would be good

I need at least 3000 dollars for an rv that is livable

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.

My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.

Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

STOP SCROLLING!

hey just so y'all know there’s this site that just started doing paid tumblr promo’s and it works off flat fees so it’s way higher paying than those cost per reblog/click ones, i’ve earned a lot from them. check it out xx

you can earn $100-$1000, this is so cool omg. you just need atleast 5K followers). 

Heyyy guys, I just made a go fund me and it would mean the absolute world to me and my parents if you would donate money to me so I can start my business. My family has been going through so many financial struggles in the past year and it’s affected us so bad. We don’t have hot water, we don’t have heat in our house (we live in Canada so it’s pretty cold), we barely have any food in our fridge my dad lost his job in February and he still isn’t working and we’ve recently sold our car so that we can have some extra money to pay the bills but we’ve still been struggling. It’s affected me so much emotionally and I wanna be able to help them. It’s bad enough that their struggling to pay For our internet bill but I’m going to College in 2017 and I don’t want them to have to pay 13 thousand dollars a year when we don’t have that kinda money. So I got the idea to start a business (an online shop) so that I can pay through college myself and if I have extra money I will for sure give it to my parents as well. Please help me help them. I’ve never needed something so badly in my life if you guys can help me I will be forever grateful. Please donate please

https://www.gofundme.com/3gdf6zak there’s the link to donate it would me a lot if you did ❤️

Help me congratulate my baby’s 4.0 this semester (cumulative 3.92 GPA).

Yo hair on fleek Gurla

Right?!!! Hair and brain on fleek get it girl 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

History repeats itself - Donald Trump “I want to be unpredictable”.. not so much.

“The magic man.”

Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!

Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]

Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.

the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this