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Can we just take away celebrities’ private jets? Or hold corporations accountable for their oil spills and extractivism and all the terrible things they do like deforestation? Ruining the world to build factories that pump gas for the sake of money? There’s no point of money in this situation. Money can solve everything? No it can’t, cuz it’s not solving the problem that the Earth is dying.

I live far away from NY in Canada, and when the forest fires started I only saw a little fog in the far off distance. Yesterday night, my mother and I went outside and she said it smelled like something was burning. I told my sister that I wonder how often we’ll have nice whether like we did that night with climate change on the rise. I showed symptoms of heat stroke when I came back from school a year ago.

Today, the air is grey.

This isn’t fog.

#climate change#canadian wildfires#global crisis#global warming#can everyone please please PLEASE find a way to rip down all the people who are contributing to climate change#cuz it’s not the general population who are getting advertised to for not using plastic straws#it’s the tons of emissions from celebrities for their trips around the world when they can use a damn airplane#it’s the corporations lying about climate change when they’re contributing to it GREATLY#it’s the Canadian government that is ruining the First Nations’ environment and homes to build pipes for oil#to build infrastructures and buildings for businesses and tourist spots when there will be nothing to tour#it’s ruining the water for the First Nations’ that they have drinking advisories and can’t even drink proper water for DECADES#they can’t even brush their teeth with it#mothers and caretakers have to make sure children don’t bathe in it#they can’t drink WATER when Canada has the most access to clean water cuz of the Great Lakes + ITS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT#people I know in Pakistan are worrying for their homes#floods from the glaciers melting#I see a video of a man’s body drifting away in the flood#I see another video of multiple men trying to pull one up over the bridge to save him from the flood when the bridge broke#I see families taking shelters in cardboard boxes while everyone in the world IGNORES THEM#SHAME ON ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO LET THIS GO AND SAY CLIMATE CHANGE ITS A LIE CUZ ULL BE SAYING OTHERWISE WHEN U SEE PEOPLE DYING FIRSTHAND

but i knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs

characters !! al haitham, kaeya, tighnari, ayato, zhongli
synopsis !! spoilers/ you know nahida's story quest where people dreamt of people they miss? so they didn't wanna wake up? yes. you're their greatest source of grief.
contains !! gn reader, grief themes, angst/comfort? or is it angst/angst. messing with the original plot of nahida's quest but the idea remains the same. team dynamics! can be considered sagau /playable au. character death mentions aka me exploring all the ways to make mc gone
inspo !! cardigan by taylor swift 🎵

AL HAITHAM

// cause I knew you / steppin' on the last train / marked me like a bloodstain, I / I knew you / tried to change the ending

All he did was blink. He knew what he was getting himself into when the traveler and the dendro archon explained the situation; people in grief didn't want to wake up. He knew they were entering a dream realm that targeted the vulnerable. He knew he might see you— but it's been years and this dream version of you is simply a fake, this means little to him now, right?

Yet, in one blink, the city of Sumeru disappeared and what he saw instead was—

"(Name)." He mutters under his breath, barely.

"Who's that?" The traveler turns to him.

OH MY GOD WAIT I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE. ok so. you know how magicam is the twst version of instagram. i dreamt about the twst version of tinder.

it's called cinder (like cinderella) and its tagline is "find your prince before the clock strikes twelve". its gimmick is that when you make a match with a person you have 24 hours to talk with them. if you like them, get their contact information before time runs out. because otherwise you're never fucking seeing them on the app again IT BLOCKS THE OTHER'S PROFILE. this is where capitalism comes in though. through a paid subscription, once per day, you can "leave a glass slipper" on a match's profile. it functions as a bookmark and keeps your conversation open for another 24 hrs. after the time is up you can keep the glass slipper there to extend more time or remove it to leave it on someone else's

GIVE ME A SECOND

ayo look who i found on cinder

edit: @heartscrypt I MADE AN ADDITION

forced proximity prompts > < :

( im not very satisfied w this but yeah, feel free to use and tag me when u do so <3)

  1. pulling them into a tight space to not get seen, and they smirk so wide
  2. ^ "if i didn't know you, I'd say you're trying to seduce me :))"
  3. when they are shielding you from someone and they lean a bit too close
  4. + going crazy when you smell their cologne. (+ if they notice it and try to tug you closer??????)
  5. "you're so red, love." "oh, then why is your heart beating fast, [name]?" >\\<
  6. "hey, you're shivering.." followed by their hand gently tugging your body closer to theirs while they rest their chin on top of your head.
  7. locked up in a room together
  8. teaching you how to do something
  9. being extremely gentle when you're close to them
  10. there's no bed but you lay your head on their chest while their arm is wrapped around you? on the floor? with your shirts slightly raised that their skin grazes???
  11. taking care of them when they're sick
  12. baby sitting together
  13. saying "i feel like I'm not babysitting the actual baby, but I'm baby sitting you" followed by a giggle by them
  14. "obviously i don't LIKE spending my time with you, but now I'm forced to?? VERY GOOD." "you like spending time with me only in your fake scenarios, don't you, love?"
  15. fake dating, but having to kiss infront of the family!! "do you trust me?" "i do, [name]" followed by THE KISS

So, let’s say Mothers Day exists in the TWST universe.

Everyone’s buying gifts and going to visit their mothers because they’re sweethearts like that💙

Poor Deuce probably went all out on his gift for his mama:((

But anyways, what are you, our poor prefect doing?

Nothing. Because you got shoved into another world without your mom. And it’s pretty clear you’re upset about it and feeling pretty homesick.

You’re sitting on your bed, scrolling through magicam and looking at all the pictures of your friends with their moms.

You’re getting pretty emotional because, god damn, you miss your mom:(((

And then, Grim comes in with a bag in his hands.

Now, if y’all didn’t know, Grim doesn’t have any parents or relatives. He was abandoned when he was a child (kitten????).

Next thing you know, Grim hands you the bag and hugs you tightly, and tells you that you’re the closest he’s ever had to a parent and that he loves you:((((((

And he’s all like, “but don’t tell anyone I ever said this!!! You’re still my henchman..”

It’s so clear he’s embarrassed to be saying all of this, but it’s also clear he really does love you and appreciates all you do for him.

And you open the bag and there’s a couple little things like chocolate and maybe some jewelry.

(The first year crew definitely helped him shop for you because he had no idea what to get you.)

But the most memorable, and absolutely adorable thing in there is a handmade card.

It’s messy and kind of sticky and it’s getting glitter all over you, but on the inside there’s a little drawing of you and Grim. You’re holding his little paw and you two are smiling.

And it’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever been given.

And all you can do is bawl your eyes out and hug him close.

It reminds you of something you’d give your mother when you were younger.

And it just makes you miss her so much more.

Poor Grim is so confused on why you’re crying, and he’s saying shit like, “Henchman, I know my gift was great but it’s nothing to CRY over..” as his little paws rub your back.

But he curls into you anyways, and stays with you until you’re done and half-asleep. And you two fall asleep together that night.

He’s in your arms, purring contently against you as you sniffle and whimper in your sleep.

God you miss home:((((

Sometimes I wish that I could freeze the picture

And save it from the funny tricks of time

Slipping through my fingers...

Drew a Malleyuu idea based off these specific ABBA lyrics💃 If im being honest i kinda don't like how this turned out in the end😭 It was cooler in my head.

But it's been almost 2 months since i started it and I want to move on to my other wips already so yeah this is the final. Also sorry to everyone who thought this was them going on a trip together or surfing??? That was so far off😭

(He's reminiscing of their times together through the ghost camera photo projections but since it's only a hologram of Micah and not actually her it just 'slips through his fingers')

^ Idk if I was able to portray it right😭 I kinda don't like how I did the effects for the hologram and frost stuff here I will draw it better next time😭 RBs greatly appreciated as always

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

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Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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The Case of the Ramshackle Prefect’s Pajamas

read from left to right
starring: Vil Shoenheit, Rook Hunt, Epel Felmier, Kalim al Asim, Jamil Viper, Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Grim, and Ramshackle Prefect (Siphok)

please read the spoiler warning⚠️ SORRY GUYS IT’S CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS NOT 4!!!

I hope the photos aren’t pixelated 💀 but yeah here’s the long awaited comic! It’s supposed to be like the prefects card vignettes? But i digress-

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CUTIEE

I FOUND A LITTLE NEAT RANDOMISER THINGY

Mannnnn, am I dumb.

It do be true though, so I’m not complaining.

I do want to know why my strength is maxed out-

I’m just a little mage. A lil’ magician. I’m soooo harmless *breaks something*

No pressure tags:

Dammit I’m rizzless

Tagging: @honey-milk-depresso + literally anyone else who wants to do this and share their results. I’m sorry I do not know enough people