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#justice for gay angels when

PLEASE

GOOD OMENS 2 DAY EVERYONE LETS HAVE MASS CELEBRATIONS

I'm starting a collection

booth advertising basement on the hill album after his death (2004)

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )

Yo, I added more layers.

24 layers!

Oh my fucking god-

It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.

I’m sorry-

What the fuck? It got longer?

My terrible contribution

WE AIN’T DONE YET

$0

ok.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

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The deep lore.

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

hi. ray still has the scar from where frank busted his head open with his guitar.

20 years later <3

To be loved is to be changed (blunt force trauma)

if you were a real girl i’d marry you in a heartbeat i’d get down on one knee and make you my husband

reigen can’t help but think of how lucky he is that he gets to go to bed with you by his side. enjoy this self-indulgent drabble under the cut!

Sleeping beside him was something you needed more of. Reigen exuded body heat, almost like a furnace, and you honestly weren’t sure how the man in question didn’t burn up under the blankets he shared with you.

He tended to stretch out, you curled up against his chest and lifting with the deep sounds of his breathing. Other times he would wrap himself around you, lightly snoring in your ear and exhaling onto the back of your neck.

Reigen’s snores varied. Some nights they were light and airy, and other nights, when you knew he really needed the sleep, they were deep and gravelly. Something about his snores comforted you, as they were a reminder he was there beside you. Although you found them endearing, bringing it up to the man in question caused him to cough and flail his hands around, embarrassed. Just one more thing you found adorable.

Another thing about sleeping in bed with Reigen was his voice in the mornings. It was always tinged with sleep and grumbly, but full of love for you. He would say your name into the crook of your neck, followed with an adoring “Good morning.” He would make sure you never doubted that he loved you, and kissed it into your lips and onto your cheeks every day.

His pajamas made you giggle, and every chance you had you would steal them to wear. Reigen insisted he would buy you a matching pair, but you explained to him you liked how safe you felt and how you liked how it smelled like him. He blushed a bit at that information.

It was simultaneously easier and harder to get out of bed in the mornings for him now. He knew he would be waking up next to you, something he wanted to be the norm from now on. He also knew how hard it was to leave your embrace, knowing he had to go to work that day. Sometimes you would have to push him out of the bed, as he would bury himself deeper into your body and groan when the alarm went off again.

Sharing a bed with Reigen was something you never wanted to stop doing. The sentiment was the same for him, as his loneliness faded with your company so close to him. On days you didn’t have to go to work, you would wake him with a sweet kiss and sneak out of bed to make him a cup of coffee. The first time you did this, he thought he was going to collapse. He honestly couldn’t wrap his head around the kind gesture. It became the routine on days you could escape his embrace, the man holding onto you like you would disappear.

You didn’t know, but Reigen would go into work more chipper than usual after having went to bed with you curled up beside him. Mob and Dimple even noticed how much happier he seemed, sending looks to each other when he couldn’t stop grinning from ear to ear.

Reigen knew he wanted this to be how he woke up from now on, with you snuggled up beside him and the light from his windows gracing your face. You were a gift he felt he didn’t deserve, but you were determined to make sure he knew he did.

Reigen knew he wanted this to be how he woke up from now on, with you snuggled up beside him and the light from his windows gracing your face. You were a gift he felt he didn’t deserve, but you were determined to make sure he knew he did.

reigen needed to know he deserved good things. and honestly, you decided you would be the one to make sure he knew. drabble under the cut!