Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" fading in, playing

Basically how 3x01 starts, change my mind

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

santa’s creed

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

Military Propaganda

After the filming crew mysteriously vanished, an investigation was launched. In light of the successful promotional video and General Kenobis insistance to have never even welcomed them on board it was dropped pretty fast though.

The marshal commander has a fanclub now.

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

 i find it kinda silly that [almost] nobody acknowledges how boba shares a face with like a super legendary army

Hi have more of my bad handwriting

Based on a true conversation me and my gf had (I forgot what a telescope was called so I used by undiagnosed adhd to make word)

AAAAH! At last! Drew a picture for #clonetober2022! Started on the first of October, ended up working on it for the whole week 🥲

I CHALLENGE YOU to zoom in and find all the clones. That’s it. Seriously, I don’t want my effort to go in vain 🤣

Ever wondered how Crosshair got his name?

Star Wars: How the prequel trilogy mirrored and rhymed the original

seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS

YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR

note to self: polearms

An oversimplification, but accurate enough in its way. :)

...Eespecially about the pole arms. Ask the Swiss.

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

Everyone is always like: megatron has fallen!

but nobody’s ever like: can we help you back up man?

You fools, have you forgotten the Boy??

How could you forget the boy!!

You are right, i was a fool! How could i forget the most loyal decepticon??

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

Of all the things to caption from the Clone Wars movie, why this?

Seeing it appear in this book reminded me of the cursed knowledge that his head clips through his helmet in that scene, and one of the Star Wars books shows an up close look at it and no one questioned it.

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

unlimited super salad.

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

transformers heritage post

#the way he only says the name of the ingredient with each step is the polar opposite of those recipe sites with like a 27 paragraph intro