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WHICHONEOFYOU LACTATING CROUTSISSYSFUCKEDMY COUSIN

@thesatyrsorcerer

fuck the police
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But what if it was all a dream

This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.

[I.D. an edited version of the "children's hospital" meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]

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Well duh. It’s just color theory

Travel Posters of South Korea featuring Magical Whale and Shark Lady! All posters are available in my shop! Link below!

Running low on the Busan and Jeju-do travel posters! This may be the only time you can get all six posters because once they're sold out, I will not be restocking them! ><

Source: nkim-doodles
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got held up on the way to work today because there was a big snake trying to sun herself on the highway right on the way out of town & the lady in the grey subaru in front of me put her warning lights on & got out to try & shoo her into the grassy sunny verge on the other roadside. & it was afternoon and busy but the logging trucks stopped & waited & the family cars stopped & waited & the long haul truckers stopped & waited for that snake to cross the road. nobody so much as honked. & when the snake was safe the road was backed up in both directions but a fellow in a pickup truck waved at me to go ahead (i was waiting to turn right onto the highway) even though he could have made me wait until the whole long line of cars passed. what i am trying to say is: there is still love in this world. what i am trying to say is: happy pride to me & to that big old bull snake who will live to see another sunrise & to every person on that highway who decided that saving her was worth five minutes of delay

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ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

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this beautiful sight 5 minutes from my parents house is the only thing that has ever made me feel even remotely patriotic