okay here it is, my greatest creation: the bad boy ocelot edit

If Breaking Bad were about yaoi instead of meth...

Walter White: Jesse… We need to make yaoi. 

Jesse: Whoa, bitch! I’m gonna get, like, a mega nosebleed if we keep making this, yo!

Jane: (Dies)

Gus: I will hire you at Los Fujos Hermanos. We have a yaoi lab in the basement.

Saul: (Is an uke)

Walter White: Jesse. We NEED to keep making yaoi for Mr. Fring. 

Jesse: (Having a mega nosebleed) I’m trying, Mr. White! I’m like, breaking bad, yo! 

Hank, on the toilet, reading yaoi: Wow this is pretty good… But so damn illegal… I must find Heisemeberg… 

Marie: Why are you collecting these toys of weird guys kissing?

Hank: FOR CHRIST’S SAKE MARIE, THEY’RE YAOI FIGURES! THEY MAKE ME SQUEE!

Skyler: Walter, I am leaving you. I fucked Ted. He has bigger yaoi hands than you.

Walter White: Fine. (Throws a yaoi pizza on the roof)

Walt Jr.: (Has yaoi-flavored pancakes for breakfast) 

Jesse: Yo!  Bitch

fighting over the bbq pit

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

You just HAD to go and say something, huh?

Some of these look like they’re from a ps2 game

nancy reagan stick figure dick sucking post officially got triple flagged

for people saying "the WHAT post???" you had to be there. next question

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

rage is such a good look on her

gouger and gougita

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STOP PUTTING DIO IN THOSE BIGGEST TIDDIES POLLS!!!!! THOSE BOOBS DO NOT BELONG TO HIM!!! DISQUALIFY THAT PASTY BRITISH BITCH!!!!!

Explainer for Americans

British people losing the Queen is like if we lost hamburger

memorial twin towers themed bong. with two chambers, so you and a buddy can both hit at the same time. theres a plane themed downstem. and when the smoke comes out the mouthpiece it’s like the towers are really getting hit right in front of you.

Y'ALL THIS IS THE NEW WHITE HOUSE MONKEYPOX COORDINATOR HOLY SHIT

Biden really said "I think we need a raging queer leather daddy doctor to run the country's monkeypox response" and he was RIGHT

thank u sm for the support on the wip???here's the finished version u///u

@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag

link

FKDKFDSNKFDSHFSDKFDS BYEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO FUNNY PLS HELP

imagine seeing this post in 10000 years when humans have all died