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Mind the Welcome Twist

@therothwoman / therothwoman.tumblr.com

Hi there! I am Hannah, and I drop in from time to time. She/her, 30+. This is both a multifandom and personal blog! May contain the following: Doctor Who, Marvel miscellany (but mostly the MCU), Pokemans, and trace elements of other fandoms (currently experiencing an influx of Netflix Castlevania).

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

püdding

internet said add milk

whip cream

עפל

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging

thank you for your support 🫡

you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid

oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now

critics are raving!

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw

@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples

this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent

my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart

snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!

update: whole bag

the unknowable cries of the human soul

for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

all right lads. its time

its bad

i really thought classic who would fix me but instead it's made me worse

three skips around the maypole while the brig and yates go on a date like that actually happens and benton gets roped into a fertility ritual. can somebody get me a hammer. i am going to hit myself in the head

also i know this is literally The UNIT Controversy and i am quite literally decades late but. DO JO AND YATES EVER GET TO GO ON THEIR DATE???? i am literally on my hands and knees asking

My mental state has gotten worse, I need us to bring out the big guns. Could everyone please reblog this with cute animals and funny memes? Please?

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here’s Gonzo at my desk at work this afternoon

Awww, hi Gonzo!

Rodimus demands kisses

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Cassie offers help, but only if she doesn't have to get up.

Oh no Cassie, don't get up, you're helping just fine.

May I offer a Loaf on a shiny tray?