my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude
sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy
still haven’t fucked on a balcony and im mad about it
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
no periods no commas just a sentence living in the moment
It's time for you to start taking the necessary steps to become that version of yourself that you can't stop dreaming about.
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
tiddies so big call her boobonic plague
Hi there! I didn’t ask for this
how do i get the moon to notice me back
i like musicals but like……good musicals. like the barbie movies
*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless
iconic!
I was today years old when I learned that Gravity Falls and Welcome to Night Vale both came out on June 15, 2012.
The Wolf of Walgreens
just a duck feeding his fish.





