Hufflepuff me. I used to believe in fairytale love and gentle romance.
Slytherin hubby. And now?
Hufflepuff me. Now I have you so that was clearly shite.
Slytherin hubby. My family once owned a magic carpet that was extremely frightening.
Hufflepuff me. Why? You’re not afraid of flying.
Slytherin hubby. Flying? The fucker would roll you up and squeeze you to death.
Slytherin hubby. What are you doing?
Hufflepuff me. I’m looking for my glasses.
Slytherin hubby. You don’t wear glasses.
Hufflepuff me. That’s because I lost them three weeks ago, right after I bought them.
~Early dating was like~
Slytherin hubby. So, umm.. we’re officially dating yeah? Do we, I don’t know… hold hands?
Hufflepuff me. *freezes halfway to pulling off my shirt*…. Umm… yeah, sure.
Slytherin hubby. I’ll never understand your fascination with classical arts.
Hufflepuff me. Don’t you ever get that compelling need to just stand in front of something magnificently pure and beautiful?
Slytherin hubby. You can look at my face anytime, love.
Hufflepuff me. We won’t let the hard times we go through define us, right?!
Slytherin hubby. Right, we’ll just let them give us crippling anxiety and a twisted sense of humor.
Hufflepuff me. I dreamt that we went flying on our brooms and our brooms were connected by a silver thread. I flew in a cloud so dense and dark that I couldn’t see anything around me and you couldn’t follow because that was my cloud and not yours. But I could feel you connected to me by the silver thread and I knew you were with me. And so we flew, for the only way out the cloud was through it.
Slytherin hubby. *holds me close* Always.
Hufflepuff me. I’m sorry, I’m just having a really bad day.
Slytherin hubby. Even on your worst days, you’re still the best thing that ever happened to me.
Slytherin hubby. *yells from the bedroom* You have to come here immediately, this is an emergency!
Hufflepuff me. *eye rolls* if you’re looking for your Tuesday shirt, you’ve left it at your friend’s house last week. You remember? The night you got drunk, lost a bet and came home wearing just wet socks and a cloak…?
Slytherin hubby. *comes out grinning madly* what a glorious night that was.
Slytherin hubby. Truth is, we Slytherins are considered creepy just because our common room is in the dungeons.
Hufflepuff me. Ours is in the dungeons too.
Slytherin hubby. …
Slytherin hubby. Yeah but it’s a cozy sort of dungeons.
Slytherin hubby. What is your favorite flower?
Hufflepuff me. I don’t know, never thought about it… poppies maybe. Or peonies… or buttercups… but do people really have just one favorite flower?
Slytherin hubby. I do.
Hufflepuff me. *eyes him curiously* You have one favorite flower?
Slytherin hubby. Yes. You.
Slytherin hubby. We are not meant to be so far apart.
Hufflepuff me. We are not far apart. You just want me to sit on the couch with you so I can rub your feet.
~ pillow talk ~
Slytherin hubby. Wish we could stay like this until the end of time.
Hufflepuff me. Well…
Slytherin hubby. What now.
Hufflepuff me. … technically time as we know it is a social construct so…
Slytherin hubby. NO.
Slytherin hubby. Remember when you used to be shy and demure and easily embarrassed?
Hufflepuff me. Umm no.
Slytherin hubby. Me neither.
Hufflepuff me. Hmm… how I love summer…
Slytherin hubby. *looking very annoyed* I’m sweating.
Hufflepuff me. If only you hadn’t come to the beach in a suit.
Hufflepuff me. I think I’ve loved you since the moment I met you.
Slytherin hubby. When I said “Hello” and you threw a body bind curse at me?
Hufflepuff me. I know, I was always pretty forward.
Hufflepuff me. You always get mad at me for the stupidest reasons.
Slytherin hubby. I most certainly do not.
Hufflepuff me. You did the other day! Just because I was singing in the shower.
Slytherin hubby. … We were together and I was trying to kiss you!
Slytherin hubby. There’s no possible life I could ever live in which I wouldn’t fall in love with you.
Hufflepuff me. What if in another life I was, idk… a kangaroo?
Slytherin hubby. … I swear romance is wasted on you.
Slytherin hubby. You’re the bravest person I know.
Hufflepuff me. Me? I’ve never done anything reckless in my life.
Slytherin hubby. Yes you have.
Hufflepuff me. Not while sober.
Hufflepuff me. Stop looking at me like that. I won’t do it.
Slytherin hubby. *stares at me*
Hufflepuff me. I won’t.
Slytherin hubby. Oh, but you know you will.
Hufflepuff me. *shakes head*
Slytherin hubby. Cause you’re loyal…
Hufflepuff me. Stop it
Slytherin hubby. *steps closer* … and unafraid of toil…
Hufflepuff me. Fuck.