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@theroguetoast

Toast or Dandy! She/him/sailor, 18, autistic cis girl, sanguine. I reblog rampantly, no inherent endorsement of users themselves, so don't let it bug you. Feel free to follow me just to partake in the content stream! Profile picture by @yakksalot :-)
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mivolasvivi
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mivolasvivi

I love r/autism

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theroguetoast

Well, fuck if that isn't me!

Hello, Tumblr! Never expected to be doing numbers by proxy, but that's just the way. Let me address everything:

  • The hole is tinny and water-filled, with pebbles making a splash about two feet down. It's been hypothesized that it's a drainage pipe, which makes sense.
  • I chucked in several pebbles, the third of which I filmed. You can find that here. (Major props to @jammglass, who located the video for curious rebloggers before I even knew about this post)
  • Part 1 of this series is here. (It's about a moth, images of which I posted here.)
  • Sure, my mom and I are just like whatever characters this reminds you of. Go nuts
  • Do not join Reddit.
  • If you do, spare a wholesome Keanu updoot for my page.
  • Told Mom we got 75k on Tumblr. She offered me "a half-assed high five", since she's "shitty at high fives". She's a good lady.
  • I'm going to probably have to maintain a better Tumblr presence now. Send me messages if you'd like.
  • @olysamrock among top 5 Tumblrinas

This has all made me very happy. Until next time!

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#autism#actually autistic#special interest#dandy
fivepointpalettes
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m-chromatic

on a whim I made a palette game dedicated to…. UNUSUAL color palettes. feel free to participate in any way you’d like

anyways send me some requests and a palette combo and i’ll try to draw stuff for my own challenge lmao (though i might just draw stuff on my own idk)

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raccooninthedaytime

@fivepointpalettes this is giving you a run for your money

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fivepointpalettes

Incredible! I need to share this post with my followers and step up my palette game immediately! 

nyancrimew
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e-102

ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post

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e-102

Avtomat Kalashnikova

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thenewborndeity
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identifying-guns-in-posts

Very funny. This is clearly just someone's cat--

Wait. Zoom in. Enhance. Ahhh, I see now.

AK-47 Type 1 (based on Avtomat Kalashnikova pattern, chambered in 7.62x39mm)

You can tell it's a Type 1 (one of the original production models of the classic AK-47) by the following traits:

Some people believe that the AK-47's loose tolerances make it more resilient to malfunction if it gets dirty, which isn't really all that true. It is, however, a firearm that functions fairly well on very little maintenance.

Which, that's impossible for a cat, of course. So definitely a gun and not a cat.

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e-102

hey nice work! we were just about to go rob a bank with her

theshitpostcalligrapher
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pillsburysoyboy

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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pillsburysoyboy

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

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griffonatrix

i am going to demolish my followers on the battleground of rock-paper-scissors

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ozi-uwu

You better be rebloging you little shits

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pillsburysoyboy

Too fucking bad

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esoteric-merit

that's what sideblogs are for. If you know your followers won't appreciate horniness, make a blog just for the horniness.

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pillsburysoyboy

No. Go horny on main. I’d they can’t handle you at your boobies they don’t deserve you at your shitposts.

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zwoelffarben
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theshitpostcalligrapher

ya im here

jojo-heritage-posts
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kkujo

jojo is objectively the funniest show in terms of setting and. just everything else tbh bc you've got victorian england with vampires you've got ww2 with vampires you've got the 80s around the world in 80 days roadtrip (with vampires). murder mystery slice of life small town japan in the 90s. The Mafia. lesbians in prison with a gay priest. cowboy race featuring a guy who can turn into a dinosaur and straight up just a nun. named hot pants. small town japan again but this time britney spears is a thing and everyone looks like her for some fucking reason. and finally we have tiktok using among us playing pandemic teenagers who deal drugs. araki really said let's cover all bases

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kkujo

and jesus christ

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jojo-heritage-posts

jojo heritage post

punkitt-is-here
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punkitt-is-here

Adventure time having a character named lieutenant gamergate caught me off guard like a fucking flashbang but luckily and also bizarrely gamergate refers to a real type of female ant??

yimra
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benefitsbritain

blind girl giving a handjob realises the fordyce spots on his penis reveal the exact date and method of his death in braille

heritageposts
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heritageposts

lmao at tumblr trying to guilt their broke ass users into buying subscription based ~loyalty~ badges while their millionaire CEO, caked in mud and raw sewage from his weeks at burning man, is being hosed down by some unpaid interns in the ally behind their office

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heritageposts

please buy one of our $30+ subscription badges so our CEO can afford to do more bougie drugs with his fellow tech bro piggies in the nevada desert next year

yimra
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souf-v-staff-rematch

There are probably thousands of stoners who have had "deep conversations" sat on those plastic white garden chairs and have said "we should totally start a podcast bro" but never did and for that I think we should all be thankful