bees?

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

certified iconic post

What is even the point of a lock screen if it's gonna automatically open without me opening it? via

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

волк в Зоне

A wolf looks into the camera in the abandoned village of Orevichi, Belarus

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

I want a movie EXACTLY like this one. With soundtrack and all.

The waaaaaaaalk 😂😂😂😂😂

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

you haven’t met all the people that’ll love you yet

crazy how much there is

like in general

My life has been so much better ever since I traded my impostor syndrome to brilliant conman -syndrome. Do I deserve anything in life? Fuck no! Will I grasp it anyway? Fuck yes!

 My art has never been worth shit, but watch me bullshit my way into art school! I am a horrid goblin, but watch me make these people like me! Am I qualified to do this task? Well I sure have the certificates that say that I am! And how did I get those? Who knows! Not me! I am so good at cheating, I don’t have to break a single rule to do it!

 I am brilliant, fast, and absolutely drunk with power!