There’s A Moose In My Bathtub

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

spread the word everyone

Update: They've moved the hotline to a form on their website in an attempt to stem the flow.

This is, in order, young master Stuart, the Night Cat, and Hotrod Henry. Stuey is still charging.

pulled over to give a homeless guy some cash on the side of the road today and he pointed to my bigfoot air freshener and asked if i believed in ‘that guy’ and no, i don’t, i have the air freshener because my last car before this one (the pt cruiser) belonged to a woman named tracy who loved bigfoot and had a whole collection of bigfoot stuff including the air freshener and she died of cancer which is why her husband was selling me her car and i figured, hey, might as well keep the air freshener in her honor. and then when i had to junk the last car i couldnt bring myself to get rid of it. so now it’s just hanging off my rear view mirror again. which is probably a worse reason to have an air freshener than believing in bigfoot.

This is the meanest shit you’ve ever said to me Bob

bitches be sucking farts there

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

no......... i shant say.......................

love when the mutuals say hi to me in the tags like. literally hi 

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

HEY TUMBLR BIOLOGISTS (ZOOLOGISTS?)!!!!

I have a question 👀✨

Why is it that (presumably) no predator mammals have hooves?

Like most of the ungulates/hooves mammals I have seen are primarily herbivores (heard that sometimes cows n deer eat other animals for calcium n shit but it's very rare. Anyway). Why is that??

Were there any hooved mammalian predators in the past?? Are there, perhaps, any hooved, mammalian omnivores I'm forgetting about??

Would love to know more. :]

There were multiple families of predatory hooved mammals in the past (the first ones that come to mind are Andrewsarchus and Entelodonts), but they all went extinct for unknown reasons. One theory is that they were outcompeted by modern carnivore families.

As for hooved omnivores, wild boars scavenge for meat all the time.

The last but not least of Assorted Planets Month!

And now to cool you all off with some “refreshing” rain!

This week’s entry: Planetary Rain

http://www.zmescience.com/other/science-abc/rain-titan-earth-neptune/

http://io9.com/on-jupiter-you-can-see-neon-rain-1640118403

Trumpeter shows us an incredible real world expression of audio waveforms.🔊🎺🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Tbh it would be really funny if the first act of god in like 2000 years was to turn some Midwestern reddit witch into a pillar of salt.

People debate the theological implications of her gamer chair also getting turned into salt. Like why salt that too.

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

Umm….

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

this one

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

what happened on this post

Nothing. This is normal for tumblr

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

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Hold on just had. A really stupid thought

It’s. It’s a doodle.