NOT GREAT, admittedly

2 month old Stella is a lil diva who runs with her ass in the air and is afraid of ants.

YAAAAAS THIS IS MY PUPPY GADDAMNIT

master of sketch comedy. ruler of my heart and soul. 

you know what’s funny about this scene?

THEY’RE ALL DEAD NOW.

THE ONLY ONE IM SAD ABOUT IS LEXI. idgaf kill off the whole damn cast this show is dumb no one cares get it off the air. 

one time our cottage trip was cancelled because i threw a tantrum in the outlet mall on the way up north BECAUSE my mother just would not buy me a purple velour von dutch hat SHE JUST WOULD NOT DO IT. SO SHE made my father turn around and drive us all home DUE TO MY BEHAVIOUR IN PUBLIC. 

SHAMELESS SCENE STEALING AHHHH AMY. OH AMY. You are a blessed woman. 

Amber Rose + Amy Schumer

UH THIS IS THE SEX DREAM I NEVER KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE UNTIL RIGHT NOW. 

Milk Milk Lemonade - Amy Schumer

ART.

never 

A SUPERIOR HUMAN BEING. 

Kelly Clarkson’s response to people who bash her weight.

TBH TRUE WE SAY FUCK THE HATERS

I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE ADVERTISINGS FOR JEANS THAT ONLY SHOW HALF AN INCH OF THE JEAN? THE PRODUCT ISNT CALLED CALVIN KLEIN TORSO, CAUSE THATS ALL I SEE. 

this comparison is fucking legit tho. She emulated Warhol’s style of co-opting elements of the most successful pop entertainers, satirizing pop culture while simultaneously becoming part of it. Blonde, eccentric, one hell of an icon. Once accepted she slowly ditched the warholian layers until she was back to the girl that couldn’t get a record deal - scrappy, unapologetic, singing about gay rights and dive bars. In doing such the general public lost some interest. Why wouldn’t she just go back to her old sound? She was on top, dead center in the public eye and fed everyone a big spoonful of “this is who the fuck I am”. To some, she flopped. To others, her artistic cred shot through the roof. She was on a new playing field. Flo Rida, RedOne and Beyonce transitioned to Koons, Abramovic, and Botticelli. Why be Madonna when you can be Venus? Anyone doubting her commitment to, application of, or mastery of art, music and pop culture is on my prayer list tbh. 

"Why be Madonna when you can be Venus?"

THIS IS WHY SMART GAGA FANS MATTER THANK YOU THIS IS THE TRUTH

CLAPS THO. 

HONESTLY BOUT TO GET THIS PRINTED ON A PILLOW

THE WAY HE SAYS ROSEANNE BARR ACTUALLY FUCKS ME UP SO MUCH I LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME. SO DELICATE.