So intense!!
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AU where little Deku gets separated from his mother in the crowd and is the one who finds little Tenko crying under a bridge.
Shoto: *is hugging Izuku*
Shinso: Hey! It's my turn to hug Izuku!
Shinso: *grabs Izuku*
Bakugou: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Shoto: No, It's still my turn!
Izuku: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Bakugou: But we need the moral support!
Shoto: And you're small! Which is cute!
Shinso: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Izuku: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
I'm not very into Dekubowl, but I can't shake the idea of the rest being relieved when Bakugou shows in the beginning to not get along with Izuku, because he'd be a huuuuuuge threat if he played the game.
Childhood friend + cutesy nickname + Deku always looking at hin with starry eyes???
They all know he'd be unstoppable if he tried to make a move
Which is why when Bkdk begin to patch things up and become closer, all they can think is:
Oh no. Oh God NOOOOOO
Bakugo: Welcome to the fuck deku club. I'm the president.
Todoroki: It appears we have a new member today. Would you like to introduce yourself?
Shinsou, visibly shaking: So, it seems like I may have vastly misunderstood the point of this club...
Ochaco: No, you got it.
Bakugo: The name has multiple meanings.
Rody, smirking: So, when are you going to go out with me?
Midoriya, smiling: I don't know, when are you going to ask me out?
Rody: Uh....
[ Later ]
Bakugou: SO YOU JUST RAN AWAY?!?
Rody: I WASN'T EXPECTING HIM TO FLIRT BACK.
Deku: At least we have the element of surprise
Rody: Exactly, not even we know what we’re doing
Deku: I know what I’m doing, and that’s waiting for the signal
Rody: Are you sure it was a good idea to let Bakugo and Todoroki handle the signal?
Deku: Of course, I trust them completely
Rody: ….what even is the signal?
Deku: We’ll know it when we see it
[Building explodes and topples to the ground in a cloud of smoke]
Deku: THAT’S THE SIGNAL MOVE MOVE
Rody: HOW IS THIS LEGAL-
RodyDeku Brain-rot.
*Class 2-A*
Aizawa: Alright everyone, sit down. We have a guest coming today.
Asui: A guest?
Ojiro: Is it a hero?
Midoriya: Maybe a recent debut? Or a retired pro?
*class erupts into murmurs*
Aizawa: Quiet!
*everyone shuts up lest aizawa wreaks hell on them*
Aizawa: Good. Now, you can come in.
*auburn-haired motherfucker with a pink bird strolls in like he owns the place*
*midoriya jumps up, kicking his seat back, face splitting into a grin*
Midoriya: Oh my god!
Rody mfn Soul: Missed me?
*midoriya barrels towards him and wraps him in a hug, carrying him off his feet and spinning him in the air*
Rody: Woah!
*pino, chirps happily*
Uraraka who's totally not jealous: Who's this?
Todoroki who definitely didn't ice over his desk: Rody Soul
Kaminari who isn't pouting: Who?
Bakugo who's definitely not burning the wood of his desk: Some wannabe motherfucker Deku met when we were in Otheon during the Humarise mission
Sero who's tempted to murder a mf: Is he?
*midoriya sets rody down, but still keeps his arms around his waist*
Midoriya: You didn't tell me you were coming?!
Rody: *chuckles, blushing* Wanted it to be a surprise
Iida who's so not affronted: Midoriya! Care to introduce us?
*midoriya spins around and blushes, letting go of rody. rody responds by wrapping an arm around midoriya's waist, without protest*
Midoriya: Oh, yeah. Guys, this is Rody Soul, my boyfriend.
Rody: Yo!
*collective silence*
Class 2-A: WHAT?!
The roommate
As soon as Todoroki starts working as a pro hero, he moves out of his house and starts renting an apartment; he doesn't have much money at the moment, so Uraraka suggests that he should find himself a roommate.
"But what if the guy's a creep!" Kaminari says suddenly to which Bakugo just rolls his eyes, like every time he does when the other says something. Although the explosive boy is not as aggressive as when he was a teenager, he still can't help but have a constant scowl on his face.
"I'm pretty sure Todoroki can protect himself," Ashido assures him.
Turns out Todoroki finds a roommate pretty soon; he's an engineer who has started working for Hatsume recently and doesn't have any quirks.
They're happy for him, because it means he finally gets to live far away from his father and he looks more content now.
Even though they're not in school anymore, the class A became friends and now they keep seeing each other almost every single week; they've been together for so long that they know one another pretty well at this point.
So when Todoroki, the serious guy, the one that only talked when he was directly asked something, starts talking every time he can about his roommate, the others know that something's going on.
When he's having lunch with Iida, Uraraka, Yaoyorozu and Jiro he mentions that his roommate's favorite food is katsudon and proceeds to buy some to take home.
Todoroki starts making lots of money; he's one of the best pro heroes now (constantly competing for the first place with Bakugo) and it's more than clear that he can live on his own.
And yet what he tells Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero and Bakugo one afternoon as they're playing videogames is something completely different.
"We're moving out," he suddenly says. "This new apartment has more space than the other and a better view–"
Kaminari cuts him off at this point because he's curious to see the place and convinces Todoroki to show him a couple of photos taken with his phone.
It looks like a very expensive apartment. Now, they know Todoroki can afford it on his own, but based on the information they have on his roommate, even though Hatsume pays him very well, they're sure he doesn't have the money to pay for it.
The roommate
As soon as Todoroki starts working as a pro hero, he moves out of his house and starts renting an apartment; he doesn't have much money at the moment, so Uraraka suggests that he should find himself a roommate.
"But what if the guy's a creep!" Kaminari says suddenly to which Bakugo just rolls his eyes, like every time he does when the other says something. Although the explosive boy is not as aggressive as when he was a teenager, he still can't help but have a constant scowl on his face.
"I'm pretty sure Todoroki can protect himself," Ashido assures him.
Turns out Todoroki finds a roommate pretty soon; he's an engineer who has started working for Hatsume recently and doesn't have any quirks.
They're happy for him, because it means he finally gets to live far away from his father and he looks more content now.
Even though they're not in school anymore, the class A became friends and now they keep seeing each other almost every single week; they've been together for so long that they know one another pretty well at this point.
So when Todoroki, the serious guy, the one that only talked when he was directly asked something, starts talking every time he can about his roommate, the others know that something's going on.
When he's having lunch with Iida, Uraraka, Yaoyorozu and Jiro he mentions that his roommate's favorite food is katsudon and proceeds to buy some to take home.
Todoroki starts making lots of money; he's one of the best pro heroes now (constantly competing for the first place with Bakugo) and it's more than clear that he can live on his own.
And yet what he tells Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero and Bakugo one afternoon as they're playing videogames is something completely different.
"We're moving out," he suddenly says. "This new apartment has more space than the other and a better view–"
Kaminari cuts him off at this point because he's curious to see the place and convinces Todoroki to show him a couple of photos taken with his phone.
It looks like a very expensive apartment. Now, they know Todoroki can afford it on his own, but based on the information they have on his roommate, even though Hatsume pays him very well, they're sure he doesn't have the money to pay for it.
Friends
"I'm glad we're friends again!" Izuku says, grinning from ear to ear at Katsuki. He never thought he would be able to call him his friend without risking getting himself blasted away.
He's so happy he's going to use every chance he has to call Katsuki his friend.
"Tch!" It's the blond's response, but Izuku can see now that he's not actually irritated at the moment. Katsuki apologized a couple of weeks ago, Izuku told him he had forgiven him a while ago and now they're both trying to spend as much time together as possible like they did when they were kids.
There are things that haven't changed about Katsuki; he still gets angry whenever Izuku hurts himself but now he either takes the green haired boy to recovery girl or patches him up himself.
He does everything with a scowl on his face and mumbles aggressively about Izuku being an idiot for ending up like that, but he's very gentle when he's cleaning the wounds.
It always makes Izuku grin fondly at him. One day he can't stop himself and touches Katsuki right cheek as he looks into his eyes.
For a moment, Katsuki stares back, too surprised to scowl, before his cheeks turn slightly pink.
Imagine class A finding out that Bakugo is whipped because the explosive boy can't pretend he's not anymore... like he turns into one of those "I don't think my spouse would like that/I'm doing this just because my spouse likes it" kind of people even though Midoriya and he are not even in a relationship... yet.
"You came to our Christmas party!" Ashido greets him in the common room. "Oh my god and you're even wearing a very cute Christmas sweater! You look–"
"Shut up, pinky," Bakugo huffs. "This thing is awful. I can't wait to take it off and throw it away."
"Then why are you wearing it? Actually, why are you here at all?"
"The nerd would be sad if I didn't show up."
"Kacchan! I'm so glad you're here!" Midoriya beams and Bakugo makes a gesture to Ashido that's clearly a told you before walking towards him.
Ashido blinks a couple of times before deciding that she needs to open a chat room with the girls to talk about what's going on there.
***
Kaminari closes his eyes as Bakugo stomps his way towards him, he's waiting for an explosion, he expects curses and angry yelling directed at him because he did something Bakugo can't stand: he saved him. It was honestly the only way he could think of to pass the test.
When he doesn't hear any yelling, he opens his eyes again; Bakugo is right in front of him, baring his teeth and looking like he's not pleased at all.
"Kacchan?" Midoriya moves closer to them, watching with a worried expression because he probably knows what's coming. "Kaminari was just trying to help..."
"Tch!" Bakugo turns around only to soften a little bit when his eyes meet distressed green ones. Then, he looks back at Kaminari and mumbles, reluctantly: "Thank you or whatever... I guess."
Kaminari is sure he's gaping at him. Although what is even more shocking is that Bakugo turns around to look at Midoriya again like he wants to make sure he did the right thing.
Midoriya smiles at him in response.
Later, Kaminari thinks is better to consult an expert so he goes to Ashido.
"Hey, do you think Bakugo is..."
"Absolutely, like a twelve-year-old."
***
"Are you baking?"
"No, I'm just using the kitchen as a training room... Of course I'm baking, round face!"
"Don't be rude to Uraraka, Bakubro!" Kirishima scolds him, earning a scowl from the blond boy himself.
"It's alright, I'm not afraid of him," Uraraka makes a dismissive gesture as she looks at the oven hungrily. "Are those cupcakes?"
"Wait, but I thought you didn't like sweet food!" Kirishima looks confused at him.
"No, but Izuku loves these things."
"You're making these for Deku-kun?"
Bakugo rolls his eyes at her with irritation.
"Why?"
"The nerd hasn't smiled in a while... It bothers me to look at his stupid sad face."
***
Todoroki, Midoriya, Bakugo and Endeavor get interviewed after a particularly difficult mission.
"Dynamight, how did you manage to get out of a situation like that without a single scratch? I still can't believe–"
"I had to! Deku doesn't like when I get hurt, he makes sad puppy eyes at me the whole time and it's really irritating," Bakugo turns around to look at Midoriya who's turning bright red at the moment. "So... I CAN'T GET EVEN A SCRATCH ON MY F... FINGER BUT WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE ONE THAT ENDS UP IN A HOSPITAL BED EVERY F... WEEK?!"
"I promise I'll take care of myself more, Kacchan!"
A lot of people starts shipping them after that interview but the class A is already making a plan to get them together because Bakugo is acting like a devoted grumpy husband already.
I feel like Todoroki and Bakugo would react completely different after realizing they're in love with Midoriya.
Bakugo would do anything to avoid the green haired boy, trying not to look at him or talk to him, because his heart does a stupid thing inside his chest every time the nerd says or does something cute (and that's basically almost all the time).
Todoroki on the other hand wouldn't even bother to hide it; he'd be staring at Midoriya with heart eyes whenever the boy is in the same room, he'd even find the most ridiculous excuses to touch him "Midoriya, you have something on your face." "Midoriya, your hair is a mess, let me fix it." "You're hot? Or cold maybe? I can help you, come cuddle with me." "You can't reach that book? Forget about the ladder, you just have to sit on my shoulders..."
It's so obvious everyone realizes what's going on (except Midoriya who thinks Todoroki is just being a really good friend) so Bakugo finally explodes and is like "FUCK YOU, HALF AND HALF! TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME!"
And suddenly Bakugo is constantly asking Midoriya to spar with him so they end up all over each other on the ground and if sometimes Bakugo lets the nerd win so he can feel Midoriya's thighs around his neck is nobody's business, alright?
Class A is having so much fun they agree not to tell Midoriya why he suddenly has Bakugo and Todoroki fighting over his attention.
So... Let's talk about Midoriya's thick thighs and the fact that class A absolutely worships them. Of course they love Midoriya Izuku from head to toe but those thighs get a special place in their hearts.
They thank the universe because they all basically live together in the UA now and they get to see Midoriya wearing short shorts, leggings and even stockings when the universe decides to be particularly generous to them.
Sometimes Midoriya worries when he notices that his stockings are too tight around his legs or when his thighs look more full and thick than usual so he stops eating chocolate for a while.
"Thank you, Uraraka, but I won't be eating chocolate today, it goes directly to my hips and thighs... And they're getting too big..."
Even though Midoriya says that right in front of a very distressed Uraraka, he doesn't make the connection when everyone starts giving him lots of sweets: choco chip cookies, brownies, chocolate muffins, hot cocoa and basically anything that has chocolate in it.
It's difficult for Midoriya to resist the temptation so class A ends up winning that battle every time.
The girls get extremely jealous of the boys because they share a dressing room with Midoriya, but it is usually a disaster because Bakugo is constantly threatening everyone who dares to look at Midoriya while he's facing his locker, completely oblivious, and Todoroki gets so flustered that sometimes he sets something on fire and activates the sprinkler system and everyone ends up getting out of the room as quickly as they can.
When Midoriya starts doing yoga on Sunday mornings with a t-shirt and thight leggings, it becomes a tradition for class A to hang out in the gym, pretending to do something while Midoriya finishes his routine.
They don't have to pretend too much though because the boy is really focused on his routine so they get to watch him as he stretches and gets into different positions over the mat.
And when they find out it was Ashido who convinced the green haired boy to do yoga, Kirishima hugs the pink girl while everyone thanks her and tells her she's a genius.
Bakugo develops a new technique in which he manages to produce only the heat that comes with an explosion; he uses it to relieve the pain on sore muscles and he only came up with the idea because Midoriya complained once that his thighs were too sore to move.
Besides, he couldn't let Todoroki win.
The boy with mismatched hair is constantly around Midoriya when he's training, ready to offer his left palm to use the heat to relieve Midoriya's pain. He was so smug for a couple of weeks because he was the only one who got to touch The Thighs.
Todoroki gets a little bit irritated when Bakugo joins the "club" although the first time was a complete disaster.
"Really? You'd do that for me? Thanks, Kacchan!" Midoriya grins, sitting on the couch wearing shorts and spreading his legs a little bit, making Bakugo blush when he finally notices how full his thighs look when he's sitting.
"It's nothing, nerd," he manages to sound like he doesn't really care even though he's internally screaming because this is everything. At this point he thanks the starts for having apologized already because they're in good terms now and Midoriya trusts him more.
He's glad Midoriya is so tired he's closed his eyes because his hand trembles a little when he notices all the freckles over his skin before he actually gets to touch him.
"Thank you, it feels so good," Midoriya practically moans with relief, prompting Bakugo to turn completely red. He has to run to the bathroom because he's bleeding through his nose, leaving a very confused Midoriya on the couch.
When something like that happens, Todoroki is usually more than ready to take his place.