A pleasant surprise.
When he goes back into the dirt
i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it
Anonymous asked:
Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤
Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny
“average conspiracy theory gets confirmed" factoid actualy just statistical error. average conspiracy theory is false. Supernatural conspiracy theory, which gets confirmed regularly, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"
Used to play eggs in ranked competitive (cooking in a breakfast spot), and I can tell you Ive see some fucked up ass eggs
Had a guy once order ‘eggs over easy hard’, had no idea what the fuck he was talking about but I did my best. Sent back a plate twice, apparently was giving the poor server shit the whole time, before I personally brought the next one out, and towered over dude while he tried them. Didnt say a word.
Other staff and I came to the conclusion that his wife probably cooks them a certain way at home and he’s used to that, but there was no need to treat the lesbian MILF serving him poorly because of that. Having the chef come out to greet you is generally a good thing, but if one of the line cooks come out to stare you down, you probably fucked up.
salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
New year, new deathclaugust, continuing on at twenty three with Gemstone! A very rare process of living mineralization, and one that has few seen specimens as most never make it to hatching due to their organs being petrified. Lucky survivors only have it affect scale growth.
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...
Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene
one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
