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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

i'm a firm believer that there's nothing funnier than professional minecraft players who Only know their very specific niche, so the second they try to do anything outside of said niche they're fucked. there's nothing more entertaining than watching a speedrunner who knows every little mechanic on how to optimize beating the game struggle to craft a fence. or watching a builder whose constructed cities bigger than real-life countries figure out they can equip shields in their offhand for extra protection. genuinely peak comedy

this has gotten more traction than i expected so i need everyone to know that i posted this bc i thought of the time purpled tried to craft a wither and laughed so hard i almost threw up

^^ S rank mcc player everypony

(Image description: a screenshot of a stream by the Minecraft youtuber purpled. The crafting interface is open, and he's trying to craft a Wither by putting the soul sand blocks and Wither skeleton heads used for summoning one into the crafting grid. On the left is a video feed of his face with a focused expression.)