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His eyes got so tender lmao
He went deep inside for that answer
I love this
I’m screaming!!!
So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.
ALTERNATE CONCLUSION
a little something something to brighten everyone’s day
Quality post
one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

Needed this to cheer up–
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As if anyone told you it wasn’t??!??

this doesn’t begin to scratch the surface of the anti-white rhetoric circulating in media, academia and in casual exchanges online.
And they wonder why the Alt-Right is gaining traction & Generation Z is more conservative than World War II youth.
It’s Okay to be white
Keep reblogging cuz it makes the racists mad when you tell them, “it’s ok to be white.”
It really does make them mad. Shows how racist they really are. And yet they continue with this idea that only white people can be racist, love how we all caught you in a lie about that. Only people who are racist can possibly take umbrage to a simple message as “it’s okay to be white”.
So yes, regardless of the purpose of the original message, it is okay to be white. You should not be shamed for your race, you should not be hated for your race. Even if so many supposed equality activists think otherwise, It. Is. Okay. To. Be. White.
Remember when y'all said “if the only interesting part of you is your race then you’re probably a boring person” but y'all like “I’m proud of my race I love my race and I’m so special bc my race is so important uwu” there are people dying from wars and diseases but your feelings matter more because someone called you a racist/nazi on the Internet :’(
Uh I don’t think you understand the difference. These clearly aren’t the same thing.
You are comparing “I’m gay and I only like shows with gay characters and I only hang out with people who are gay, and the first thing I tell anyone is that I’m gay” with “im tired of being shamed for my race”.
You clearly didn’t even read the post or look through the images. It isn’t just people being blindly accused of racism. It is white people being hated for being born white. It is white people being seen as lesser with no pushback. It is literally people making light of extreme race based crimes against them strictly due to the color of their skin.
You just pulled that out of nowhere and it got you nowhere.
this is… acceptable
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me..
Teen French expressions
For if you want to make hip young friends.
Disclaimer: French people complain a lot. A lot. Don’t be surprised if 90% of these expressions are complaining.
- Non mais oh - say this if someone does something mildly annoying and you want to express your shock and distaste.
- Tu me fais chier - (alt. tu me fais chier, là.) literally ‘you make me shit’. means you’re pissing me off.
- Carrément - translates to ‘squarely’. Means ‘literally’. If someone tells you something surprising or annoying, you can answer simply “ah carrément.” see: tu me fais carrément chier.
- J’hallucine / je rêve - are you annoyed by something? say these.
- C’est pas possible - a classic. anything bad happens - c’est pas possible. There is no cheese left? It’s not possible. I’m hallucinating. This is a burden on me that solely I can bear I cannot believe this is happening.
- Ça commence à me gaver - I’m starting to get real sick of this. see: Ça commence carrément a me gaver là, putain.
- T’es relou - verlan slang for ‘lourd’ meaning someone’s heavy, personality-wise. They’re tedious.
- Ça me saoûle / ça me gonfle - similar to gaver, means something’s pissing you off, you’re sick of it.
- Grave - totally.
- C’est clair - totally/that’s clear. Like ‘claro’ in spanish. “Justine elle est trop relou” “C’est clair. Elle me fait chier.”
- J’en ai marre - I’m sick of this.
- J’en ai ras le bol - I’m sick of this.
- J’en ai ras le cul - I’m sick of this (vulgar).
- (J’en ai) Rien à battre - I don’t give a damn.
- (J’en ai) Rien à foutre - I don’t give a fuck.
- C’est bon, là. - That’s enough.
- Perso, euh, - “Personally,” generally used at the start of a complaining sentence, to express how personal the matter is to you. Perso, euh, c’est bon là. J’en ai ras le cul.
- Rôh là - general expression of distaste. Le longer the rôh, the more annoyed you are. Rôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôh, c’est quoi ce bordel.
- C’est quoi ce bordel ? - translates to “what’s this brothel”, means “what’s this shit?!”
- C’est de la merde - It’s shit.
- C’est une blague ? - Is this a joke?
- Idem - ditto
- J’ai la dal - I’m hungry
- Ça caille - It’s freezing
- Ouf - two meanings 1. phew or 2. verlan for “fou”, meaning crazy (as a noun or adjective). “Kévin, c’est un ouf! Il fait du vélo sans casque!” “Ouais carrément, c’était un truc de ouf!”
- Kévin - there’s a running joke that all the young delinquents seem to be called Kévin.
- Crever - slang for “to die”. Va crever, connard!
- Connard/Connasse - c*nt, but a lot less vulgar in french peoples eyes
And finally,
T’es con. No English translation can express the power behind the words “t’es con”. While it may sort of translate to “you’re a c*nt/idiot”, it expresses something much deeper. You really are a god damn fool.
always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back.
“Franz Kafka, the story goes, encountered a little girl in the park where he went walking daily. She was crying. She had lost her doll and was desolate.
Kafka offered to help her look for the doll and arranged to meet her the next day at the same spot. Unable to find the doll he composed a letter from the doll and read it to her when they met.
“Please do not mourn me, I have gone on a trip to see the world. I will write you of my adventures.” This was the beginning of many letters. When he and the little girl met he read her from these carefully composed letters the imagined adventures of the beloved doll. The little girl was comforted.
When the meetings came to an end Kafka presented her with a doll. She obviously looked different from the original doll. An attached letter explained: “my travels have changed me… “
Many years later, the now grown girl found a letter stuffed into an unnoticed crevice in the cherished replacement doll. In summary it said: “every thing that you love, you will eventually lose, but in the end, love will return in a different form.”
-May Benatar, The Pervasiveness of Loss
the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware
Both are friends.
But how about gharial and caiman?
here comes the rest of the family
The gang’s all here
So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”
So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.
Broglar.
The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
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