Do No Harm Take No Shit

By Gabriel Picolo

This has been done before

250119 : 2yeon

“I want some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now” 😭

“Be Gay Do Crime!

Many blame queers for the decline of this society - we take pride in this.

Some believe that we intent to shred-to-bits this civilization and it’s moral fabric - they couldn’t be more accurate”

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.

I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).

And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.

It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.

No Choir - Florence + The Machine

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

Lmfao this is hilarious because this is 1000% accurate 😩😂

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

Asian grading scale

Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither, pass the bottle.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

A text I never expected to receive from my mother