The Raptors Have Escaped.

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

@fangirlinginleatherboots speak up!! Don't leave this in tags This is funny as hell.

you know usually I think people are exaggerating when they say "you couldn't waterboard this out of me" but um Yeah this? you couldn't waterboard this out of me

If you're cold they're cold, bring them inside

joyceynyea

Polar Bears are the only bear to actively hunt humans as food.

This isn’t curiosity. This is lethal intent.

It is with the heaviest of hearts that we must strongly advise against petting polar bears or allowing them into your house or vehicle. Tragically, despite the fact that polar bears are the cutest most perfect animal to ever live, they do want to eat you

Melinda thanks you for your generosity

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

this rules

Yeah dude who do you think catches your freshly cut salmon

the bear catching your salmon

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

More pics from that day

Nonessential items such as “”“food”“” “”“transportation”“” and “”“”“hygiene”“”“”

Mario's looks longer but Luigis got some girth

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

i am LOSING IT

the sequel

His name is Dylan Marron, aka Carlos from Welcome to Nightvale

Cvs dont charge tax on the plan b its 49.99 flat, soo that mean she bought some Tylenol cuz her jaws hurt too. 

Arizona tea.

and a strawberry wafer 😌

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i hate all the people who go like "ohh van gogh is overrated" or "you just like van gogh cause it's popular". yeah? so what? can't i like stuff that a lot of people like? can't you admit that dude is an amazing painter and deserves every single fucking ounce of recognition? shut up, please. i'm falling in love with the starry night all over again wheter you find that good or not, bitch

"Van Gogh is overrated"

Well maybe if you watched the museum scene from the Dr Who Van Gogh episode you'd understand.

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

The lady was a zoo keeper for this(pallas) cat when she was a baby. That’s why she recognized her face.

full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j51MCpL4vk

who tf let a baby become a zookeeper

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

I needed that second pic