the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
@totally-sarcasm submitted: No need to identify or anything (not that you could anyways, my camera quality isn't good enough), I just think this picture is funny. He is just an itty-bitty guy!
Too small I'm calling the police
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
Nothing warms my heart more than to see like a fanbase that’s otherwise dead except for 1 or 2 autistics having the time of their lives digging into every crevice of whatever unpopular thing they’re into for information to enrich their brains. They are literally the backbone of the internet they do more work than god where else would we get people that care about like web graphics for a lost promotional item from a dead videogame released in 2008. Key to media preservation
*taptaptaptaptaptaptap* 🥹
I didn't get to go on a walk this afternoon, but I did go in the back yard and find a Barely-Sentient Dot, Ms. Baeus. Enjoy a small video of her running across a page full of 12-pt periods. 🤎 Yep, that's a wasp.
Anonymous asked:
who is the mods fav kirby character? :3 (if its kirby, whos the 2nd?)
Love video games with endings that make you feel like your brain’s gotten permanently rewired in some sort of way
Type "I am" in the tags and whatever follows is your gender today...
i love when you're so obsessed about The Character that you actually post about them Less than other characters because every time you draft up a post you're like "oh god. they're gonna know. they're all gonna know i'm obsessed with The Character. and that i'm thinking of them 24/7."
@nineinchmales submitted: Hi!!! No ID needed, I just wanted to show off Soup, my phiddipus regius :+] Not gravid, just a good eater. She's a pretty nice bug
Hello!! Soup is VERY beautiful and perfect. Please tell her.
@poggay submitted: (Sorry the photo’s so low-quality, this spider was so teeny tiny it was hard to photograph)
Found this cute little jumping spider in my mailbox! Not sure if it’s male or female. Its name is Georg Serket AKA Spiders Vriska AKA Spiders Yuri
George Serket is very tiny and very cute! And a great photo of their adorable little face :’) I’d guess female if I had to say just from this photo
I realize it’s just because they’re trying to introduce the audience to the concept of Pokemon and everything but nothing will ever be funnier to me than prof oak being like “these are creatures called Pokemon, they live in all sorts of environments!” like imagine if you met a biology professor and they were like ‘I’ve been studying these intriguing creatures called “animals’
I maintain that Pokemon starts to make a lot more sense when you stop thinking of the Professors as biologists and start thinking of them as children’s science communicators, which, in a world where children as young as 10 are expected to make their way in a world populated by superpowered fauna almost entirely alone, stands as an important and laudable career. “There are 150 animals” becomes the in-universe equivalent of “There are three states of matter.” There’s too much information in this field to dump on a grade-schooler all at once, so Professor Oak is here to mete out animal facts as they become relevant in an easy-to-understand way.
That being said, I would love to see what kind of shit the real Pokemon biologists are on. I’m just imagining some disheveled, overcaffienated researcher writing a grant proposal for their study on why certain wingull seem to evolve into pelipper faster when they hatched in the winter or something. There’s bird shit on their glasses. They haven’t left the lighthouse in months. This is their life’s work. Ash Ketchum doesn’t need to know about real Pokémon biology.
People probably literally died during the debate that resulted in Fairy being classified as a new type.
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags