“if he be mr. hyde, i shall be mr. seek” is such a funny line i can’t believe robert louis stevenson actually wrote that in the actual original dr. jekyll and mr. hyde in the actual year of 1885

me: there is no way this is true *pirates a pdf real quick to check it out* WHAT?!

Good Omens S1E1 | S2E6

felt gay, saved a bunch of crowley images. who wants them

That’s a lot of sunshine on him ☀️

Aziraphale, texting Crowley: Crowley there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Aziraphale: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Aziraphale: Crowley

Aziraphale: Crowley

Crowley: Crowley is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

do you think jesus sits in the pope’s hat like remy from ratatouille

with the way castiel is canonically a little vain i think we should’ve seen him ask sam and dean “how do i look?” more often cause dean would always be like “fine, you look fine” until one morning when they’re in a hurry and cas asks and dean is like “damn it cas you always look good now move” and sam just looks at dean and dean is like “what. what. he does, i don’t know why he’s always fishing for compliments” and sam is like “dean his shirt is literally inside outside”

i just watched the pizza man recap because i had been skipping recaps as i was catching up and uh… WHAT the fuck was that WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAAAAT

it’s literally just the clip of cas being confused by the pizza man porn and then kissing meg and saying he “learned it from the pizza man” immediately followed by several unrelated clips of dean eating pizza. iirc pizza didn’t feature in this episode whatsoever and no one mentions the pizza man incident. the episode is mostly about ruby and anael and jack getting his soul back??? what does it MEAN!!!!

i am not exaggerating even a little this is the sequence of clips in order

FIVE separate clips of dean eating pizza. someone had to hunt that shit DOWN

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

Maybe Crowley needs to become The Duke of Hell just so he can have a really cool crown and badass outfit so Metatron can be like “Look, Aziraphale! Evil! Pure evil!” and Aziraphale would look at the picture and think “Good Lord I am ready to FALL.”

the way aziraphale's hand literally slides down crowley's chest in the pub when he motions to stop him... mr. sheen that was so horny of you

ENHANCE

guy who has “committing to the bit” on the skill section of his resume

sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along

‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools

Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

They buried that gay and he still dug himself up and kept fucking

Imagine we see them putting books and plants inside their cute cottage with a huge garden full of plants and flowers and trees, with Bentley parked safely on the side, black with yellow alloys, and Crowley will be so giddy because he has a GARDEN and Aziraphale will be so giddy because he has a LIBRARY and then Aziraphale will cook in their kitchen and finally have Crowley eat, and Crowley will stock up their favourite wine, and they will enjoy so many moments together, talking, laughing, joking, kissing, enjoying being together, living together, spending all the time together, simply happy and content, and Aziraphale will visit local book clubs and help in libraries, and Crowley will attend all the car shows with the Bentley always stealing the attention, and he’d enjoy drinks with his new mates, sometimes Aziraphale and Crowley will go to each other’s events, just to watch the other enjoy their thing with a smile, and they will go shopping because they will enjoy trying foods and drinks during evenings with TV on or in their beautiful garden, and Nightingale playing on the radio so they can dance just the two of them, and they will argue over the colour of the cottage and Crowley will say ‘why is it always yellow?’ and Aziraphale will grin and say ‘Because it’s always you. Your pretty eyes!’ because he doesn’t need to hide anything anymore, and Crowley will never need to wear sunglasses in their…

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crowley looks like hes always chewing on a lemon

verbally abusive towards plants

Sick and twisted, really, that season 2 opens with Aziraphale telling Crowley that the creation he loves won't last and then ending with him telling him nothing lasts when he bares his heart again.