dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
feel free to add more
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
You can’t ship that the characters have too large a gpa gap which means it’s a power imbalance
Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!
January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo
(aka who is simultaneously trans masc, trans fem, AND nonbinary)
PROPAGANDA
I’m probably in some weird artsy minority here, but I would really love to see less emphasis on realism in movies. I think trying to make everything look ultra-realistic puts too much focus on special effects. They suck up budget and audience attention, if they’re even slightly off-kilter they become a laughingstock, and they’re increasingly mandatory even for stories that don’t involve robots or aliens.
Meanwhile, in theater a flashlight with some orange paper on it can be a “fire” and everyone’s cool with that. You get the idea and that’s what counts. And by asking the audience to actively participate in suspension of disbelief, it can draw them even more into the story.
I wouldn’t want every movie to go this route, but I wish it were considered more of a legitimate artistic choice.
i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world's bs
Cereal Monsters: Fruity Yummy Mummy, Boo Berry, Count Chocula, Fruit Brute and Frankenberry by Chris Uminga
unfortunately, given its popularity and status as a cult classic, goncharov getting a souless corporate remake was bound to happen
With all due disrespect anyone who thinks a full grown adult can survive off of 12$/hr in 2023 should die
"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)
We can also fuck nasty or whatever
the way history can feel so mundane when you’re alive for it. donald trump indicted for conspiring to overturn the election and i’m like. making dinner in the microwave
