Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air
found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend
my full trigger list for hatoful boyfriend (and its sequel), for anyone curious is:
- war and genocide
- suicide (including coerced suicide)
- murder (including decapitation and dismemberment)
- cannibalism
- guns
- terminal illness and biological weaponry
- persuing monster-based horror
- unreality
- scientific experimentation-based horror
- racism
- childhood trauma and parent death
- infanticide (or more accurately, bird abortion)
- emotional manipulation
- unhealthy/codependent relationships
- death of a romantic interest
- twisted morality and gray morality
- general heartbreakery
just on the off chance anyone reading this doesn’t know what Hatoful Boyfriend is
ac: syndicate as random tumblr quotes because i love this hell of a game
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Steve Irwin has officially been crowned as the winner of Steve Smackdown! The final battle was tough, but he managed to pull through! Congratulations to Stephanie Brown and Steve Minecraft as well for getting second and third as well.
Thank you to everyone who has voted and everyone who submitted! My next bracket will be @mattbracket so make sure to follow that! See you all then!
Finally, the trinity has been completed...
PLS TELL ME YOU SEE MY VISION
I have no idea what this means, but I am terrified. Please unsee my vision
There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs
Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top
Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.
and sometimes it's "wouldn't it be fucked up if these two fucked"
I present:
haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming
keep in mind my opinion is probably worthless bc i have not personally played either game i’ve just watched them both extensively, but it is still weird to me how re7 is like this very grounded and practical story, paranormal and scary and ghastly but still very much within the confines of reality, and they decided to follow up this very reigned in take on a resident evil game with the same guy except he goes to dracula’s castle in werewolf town
and the dracula has huge milkers
now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.