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@thequeenofpipsihollow

The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

Been watching nothing but Star Trek for about a month now and i’m amazed at how easy that is to accomplish. Feeling like TV? Plenty of Star Trek. Movies? Star Trek has a dozen. Comedy? Star Trek. Drama? Star Trek. Moral conundrums? Star Trek. Horny? Star Trek. Historical pieces? Star Trek. Epic poems? Star Trek. Deeply unsettling body horror? Star Trek. Over the top camp? Star Trek has it whether you want it or not my man. Episodic? Star Trek. Serialized? Star Trek. Animated? Three different Star Treks.

she truly has it all

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they need to make hrt that replaces your skin with metal plates and your internal organs with circuitry

hate people who don't like the outfits in old trek. they're literally the height of fashion fuck you

"it's ugly" it fucks, actually. die

like sorry you have a brain with the smoothness of a koala. bc if you cant see that THIS :

is the actual epitome of all things scrum diddly cunt-tious, the PINNACLE of serving absolute pussõire??!?

like. sorry you hate fun and colours and texture and love being fucking boring. i guess

#contemporary scifi costuming is going to look painfully 2020's in a few years

Already does. In Star Trek Picard S2 when they went back in time to 2024, none of the characters had to change their outfits because their 25th century fashion was just like, normal jackets t-shirts and trousers in a variety of black, grey and brown fabrics. A stark contrast to early TNG, where - while everything looked painfully 80's - the non-uniform attire was all fun shapes and textures that didn't actually resemble off the shelf clothes as far as I'm aware*

*(I say this because i missed the 80's by a couple of years)

I wrote my thesis in fashion school about scifi in the 60s (with 1/3rd being dedicated to TOS), and the amazing TOS outfits are thanks to William Theiss who managed to use the extremely limited budget they had to make amazing costumes, using things like cheap table decoration and tacky 60s decor to craft insanely cool scifi outfits

Even the uniforms are AMAZING from a tailor perspective!

They didn't want ugly zippers to show so the closures of the uniforms are in the seam of the raglan sleeve!!!!

In all the new adaptations they are lazy and don't do raglan and put the zippers in the back and it looks shit

Not even to mention the incredible lines of the womens uniforms!!!

Like look how smartly the lines for the pattern go, to not just have boring darts in places! These costumes STILL look futuristic!

You could not even see this on 1960s TVs!

I'm feral about this btw