oh god they're catching on
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quick everyone make this place abysmal just for like 5 days ok. start some extra fandom discourse or start shipping politicians or something please just for like a week?? so we can throw them off??
I think we should bring the once-ler back
Don't even fucking joke about that
Do you think this type of content brings physical pain to antivaxxers?
As a chemist this is instant serotonin
Battletoads mod for Skyrim
Modders, next time you start working on yet another Skyrim nude/sex mod, remember this image and think to yourself, “I should aspire to something better.”
technology has finally caught up with human aspirations
Who the fuck looked at Skyrim and whispered “Battletoads”
i’ve been laughing at this for the past five minutes
tony said, i threw the first punch :( ,,,bu,,t i didnt think he was gonna::;; hit me back ;(( 😖 like yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn
I think “yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn” might be my favorite comment on the Siberia scene ever.
In case anyone was worried, this is a Nurse Shark, one of the types of sharks that doesn’t need to swim forward to breathe! It also doesn’t appear to be distressed at all, it seems like it’s just chilling.
More evidence that fish can play.
Trust me, if a nurse shark doesn’t want something done to it, it WILL let you know. Very, very painfully. They don’t bite often, but they WILL bite when provoked and can deal out serious damage.
This shark is, indeed, just chilling.
to abouslety no ones surprise ally beardsley does it again
Prior to the invention of the chewing stick, certainly long before the advent of the modern toothbrush, our ancestors dealt with the detritus stuck between their teeth much the way we do when we’re too busy or lazy to get a piece of floss: by sucking as hard as they could at the lodged bits. However, given that this was their only avenue for relieving the discomfort or even pain of morsels wedged between teeth, it is likely that the muscles involved in this process developed powerfully with regular exercise.
In this essay, I will demonstrate via a large body of paleontologic evidence that our prehistoric predecessors would’ve given the craziest blowies, just some absolute Teletubby-vacuum-suction level dome
I really had no idea where this was going
oh Darth Maul’s an alien I always thought he was just really committed to his aesthetic
half of the reblogs on this post are annoying people telling me that technically ALL Star Wars characters are aliens, and the other half are like this:
Soft Lead
Clark Kent, a cartoonist for the Daily Planet, visits his number one fan, Bruce Wayne, at his home for breakfast.
Edit - Per some requests, this is now available on Gumroad as a PDF! It includes some of the doodles. It is FREE / Pay-What-You-Want.
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
bunj. obviously the komodo dragons FLEW to indonesia and then they lost their wings. no boats were involved
honestly what you should really be taking away from the Komodo-dragons-actually-evolved-in-Australia thing is that the relatives of our good ol’ Komodo friends were much, much, MUCH bigger than their modern counterparts.
while the Komodo Dragons were still nameless lizards bodysurfing through the open Pacific towards the island that would give them their name, their relative Megalania was still fuckin’ it up in the Australian homeland!
Megalania, if you’re curious, was over 20 FEET long.
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ironically though it was ultimately Megalania and most of its direct relatives that would end up in that big zoo in the sky, while the Komodo Dragon managed to carve a niche out for itself in its island home and avoid the fate of its relations.
long may it stay that way.
...this entire time I thought it was "regular size monitor-ish lizard swims to island, becomes huge when it realizes it can be the apex predator" not FUCK OFF HUMONGOUS LIZARD CROSSES AN OCEAN FOR KICKS, BECOMES FUNSIZE AFTER ARRIVING ON CHILL ISLAND". I have learned something interesting and moderately terrifying today, thank you.
tfw you thought Komodo dragons are an example of island gigantism, then find out they’re actually an example of island dwarfism.
yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe
incandescent
Thats george washington
La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.
this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent
I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.
there are foods here that i would eat, but i would never say “awakening” instead of “keylime pie”
